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TylerSmash t1_ix2k076 wrote

They better stay. I keep hearing those colors don't run.

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Swagbigboy256 t1_ix2kkkp wrote

Stop fucking reposting jesus christ

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QAndOne t1_ix2l927 wrote

Revenge of the donut holes.

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ttkciar t1_ix2mdz3 wrote

Yaay!! Maybe if the soil likes the taste of them, it will gobble down the rest too, nationwide!

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DMoney159 t1_ix2mfjh wrote

That sinkhole is making threats? Officers are ready to open fire

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Sentsuizan t1_ix2op2z wrote

I can think of a few congressmen who would do it too

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racefan9 t1_ix2pght wrote

The anti police dumbasses are going to have a field day with this one

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EyepherWon t1_ix2pud0 wrote

Massive doesn't seem like the right adjective for a giant sized hole, in that massive means having great mass or bulk.

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philosophicnoodle t1_ix2u9u0 wrote

"That's it. Straight to hell with the lot of them", some Angel probably.

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deltahalo241 t1_ix2v879 wrote

Instead of fixing the sinkhole, I think the funds should be used to construct a brand new monorail line!

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Djeikob t1_ix2xbsf wrote

What are it's demands?

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risingstanding t1_ix34zzv wrote

Why are they calling one of the cops neighbors a "massive sink hole"? I get it she's overweight, but why sink hole?

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Zenphony t1_ix362n0 wrote

Hell was already fully in control there, someone accidentally removed the veil.

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Rickshmitt t1_ix387k4 wrote

Country holes, take my home

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LateStageAdult t1_ix3ay1f wrote

Just relocating to their new home in Hell.

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BallerChin t1_ix3b0kf wrote

Well, can’t they just shoot their way out?

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EyepherWon t1_ix3wfam wrote

Replying to EyepherWon (#587,999)

Enormous is over in a corner saying hey bros what about me. Duck you, meaning-based word choice and precision, you're not cool anymore. We like massive. Massive is lit. Massive makes me sound cool. I mean literally. It was literally massive. Enormous just makes it sound like someone's fat ass. This sinkhole had mass and substance you'll simply never comprehend.

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Jman50k t1_ix477e6 wrote

Comrade Sinkhole

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Nonstop_Shaynanigans t1_ix4lxb6 wrote

heh. *hears subterranean sirens*

Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground

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EyepherWon t1_ix4nno5 wrote

Replying to phunkydroid (#591,570)

I actually did, but it didn't help. I think I'm hopeless. For some reason I was feeling wordy ranty this morning when I wrote that. Now all I feel is a massive emptiness welling up inside..

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puerto-recon t1_ix4qlym wrote

This is the best news I've read today

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_daGarim_ t1_ix51xgo wrote

"Fuck the police." -God

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Bert_Fegg t1_ix57ngk wrote

Their God must be angry with them. I can think of no other reason.

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icydee t1_ix5esp0 wrote

Sinkhole opens up next to police station. Police are looking into it!

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zendrix1 t1_ix5j5q7 wrote

Nothing of value would be lost

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j4ckbauer t1_ix5s3q0 wrote

I am sure Pat Robertson would agree this is a sign of God's judgement. Or at the very least, an area where he has removed his 'hand of protection'.

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j4ckbauer t1_ix5sigx wrote

Replying to eatsrottenflesh (#589,229)

Depends, if it is one guy holding something in his hand then yes.

If they are actually afraid of being harmed, they need to wait for about 1,000-2,000 cops to gather around outside it.

In other news, police have forcibly detained 4 emergency responders attempting to evacuate survivors and 3 engineers attempting to survey the damage.

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variegatedheart t1_ix7rhcd wrote

Look Christians! Sign from God to defund the police!

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msac2u1981 t1_iy52hq5 wrote

It's pretty bad when Mother Nature tells you to fall in & die.

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