Submitted by UnusualSoup t3_z4vixw in nottheonion
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ArticArny t1_ixt80lj wrote
whyunoletmepost t1_ixt8qv6 wrote
"He was lost in a sea of ass..."
cutelyaware t1_ixtdpxp wrote
That's why it's called a morass
freezerbreezer t1_ixtn9rm wrote
Why do nude bodies in such large numbers don't feel arousing? Is there a number for everyone?
DaedalusRaistlin t1_ixtnj59 wrote
I thought it was amore.
PermanentTrainDamage t1_ixtqhda wrote
Only one black person showed up
saintshing t1_ixtqpai wrote
How does someone become a photographer being known for large scale nude shoots?
LangersWantsBangers t1_ixtwki6 wrote
I hope so
Charming_Job_2392 t1_ixty1vh wrote
I was part of his event in Hull, UK. It was a great experience.
Lukarreon t1_ixu1n2y wrote
It's not the genitals itself that is arousing, but whom it's attached to.
It's why so many people pay for OnlyFans when there's plenty of free porn around; the woman interacting with you makes their porn much more attractive, I assume.
a_phantom_limb t1_ixu1n88 wrote
Spencer Tunick! I took part in a photo shoot of his once. Over 2700 fully nude humans, myself included. It was, to say the least, a memorable experience.
MarmaladeMarmaduke t1_ixu1w6p wrote
Get a bunch of people outside and have them take off clothes. Now take pictures with a good camera. Add a little publicity and bam. Is there any money in it is the real question.
creep_with_mustache t1_ixu5usw wrote
Tf is wrong with people
menlindorn t1_ixu9ib1 wrote
I assume
menlindorn t1_ixu9jws wrote
you don't need it where the sun don't shine
menlindorn t1_ixu9su3 wrote
buy a camera. it is remarkably easy to get people to get naked in large numbers. it's not about the nudity - it's about the numbers. people will do anything so long as they're part of a large group doing it. try to get a single person to take their clothes off, no way. but a thousand? easy peasy.
Lukarreon t1_ixua9oz wrote
... *wink*
But seriously, I once subscribed to one OnlyFan content creator (and wanted to subscribe to another one), but I cancelled it.
It's unreasonably expensive, like $20-$50 US dollars per month, or sometimes per single video.
Honestly not worth it.
Yesten_ t1_ixuf1vj wrote
I see 3 potentionally black people on this picture
vashoom t1_ixun9my wrote
Nudity isn't inherently sexual, period. Plus crowds of people don't register as many individuals but as a single new entity in your brain (i.e., one crowd). A thousand of the most attractive people in the world all grouped together in a crowd still just read as "crowd". You'd have to actively filter out people and focus on one or two at a time to see them as individual, attractive people again.
Ze_Credible_Hulk_Ya t1_ixuuix5 wrote
Picasso?
Dickasso?
ThisLookInfectedToYa t1_ixuxfdt wrote
"Nude Art Project"
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Spencer Tunick?
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...yeah Spencer Tunick
ThisLookInfectedToYa t1_ixuxhab wrote
day 3 of any concert festival
RolletRogue t1_ixv0l1v wrote
Yes, when it does not look like a corpse pile or pile of seals, all while their faces are hidden. Of course they have a hot body as well. Even if they have hot bodies, their position should be in a sexy position (to each their own of course) and not lying down like the one in the image. I dont think ive seen anyone do that lying down pose in their images, nude or not.
Whispersail t1_ixv2068 wrote
Well, it was about skin cancer.
FukRedITandDiktators t1_ixv3ode wrote
Nothing wrong with birthday suit
missmermaidgoat t1_ixv9wro wrote
They look soft and squishy
brycepunk1 t1_ixv9xdx wrote
Me too! Phish festival back in 1996 (?) There were a couple thousand of us. One of the coolest experiences of my life, being naked out in the open surrounded by so many other naked people.
Moms4Crack t1_ixvar46 wrote
I was going to be in that picture but Greenpeace kept trying to drag me out to sea.
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redunculuspanda t1_ixvegt8 wrote
Not particularly oniony is it?
DrakPhenious t1_ixvgb6b wrote
The title no, the article a bit. Thousands stripe down for charity for awareness of skin cancer, there by inviting skin cancer to a number representative of the number that die each year. I found it ironic at least that the number of people equal to that of the deaths of skin cancer possibly exposed themselves to the risk of skin cancer.
SirKenneth17 t1_ixvgggq wrote
People love being vulnerable together, not alone.
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Nekopawed t1_ixvhzcw wrote
I did a nude figure drawing session recently. Group of artists and one nude model. Didn't feel sexual at all. I'm just staring at legs, feet, hands, face etc. Like it was very clinical. I feel the same way about getting nude in front of a doctor, they aren't a person judging me they're just doing their job.
Like you said, nothing inherently sexual about being nude. Like showering at gym or school. Wish we were more body positive instead of shaming it all.
unclepaprika t1_ixvjkkk wrote
I've gotten several single people naked, wdym?
vashoom t1_ixvjwub wrote
Yeah I think the sexualization comes from treating the human body as something taboo which has always seemed weird to me. Breasts and genitals aren't any different than by other body parts, and history shows us people will sexualize anything if the culture makes a taboo of it (uncovered ankles, back of the neck, whatever).
But it's hard to change.
Nekopawed t1_ixvkmco wrote
I'm going to a traditional hot spring with friends for my birthday in February and we are all going to get a bit more familiar with one another due to it. No bathing suits allowed. I'm sure there will be some giggling and nerves but soon feel normal.
Imkindaalrightiguess t1_ixvnt6w wrote
It doesn't count if they're sleeping Mr. Cosby
unclepaprika t1_ixvo00m wrote
If you manage to undress someone, while they're sleeping, you would be a literal god and deserve to see them nekkid.
Cloaked42m t1_ixvyebk wrote
It's a time and situation thing. It's pretty easy to get over the yay boobs moment. Then it's just nudity.
teryakisan t1_ixw1mtj wrote
surprised at how far I had to scroll before someone mentioned him.
msur t1_ixw56ad wrote
If they're sleeping then they didn't give consent and you don't deserve shit.
dox1842 t1_ixw7l9b wrote
In japan?
Nekopawed t1_ixw97a8 wrote
No, it's in northern Virginia Pembroke Springs it is Japanese styled though
dustytrenchcoat t1_ixwd4kj wrote
Seagulls in this photo are just thinking "WTF, TOBY! WORMS EVERYWHERE!"
jdcuttingii t1_ixwgpqa wrote
That could be a great place to meet your next SO.
uncle-brucie t1_ixx28e7 wrote
“Would dick your mom”? I can’t keep up with all these random acronyms.
stater354 t1_ixxozy3 wrote
By taking pictures of large amounts of people nude
unclepaprika t1_ixy5rmq wrote
"What do you mean".... but why would your mind go there???
unclepaprika t1_ixy5u8p wrote
Yes, of course. Did you really think i meant it?
mtgguy999 t1_ixzh0p9 wrote
Well most of the pics in the article people are facing away so you don’t see much. The one with some titties is very low resolution and hard to see details
Zoomiedude t1_iy07g2v wrote
Was clothing optional when I was there 40 years ago...
Csmitty2112 t1_iy14254 wrote
Because he is from Alabama
glorypron t1_ixt5nw5 wrote
Did he hand out sunscreen?