Submitted by PichuLovy t3_zawoqz in nottheonion
emrot t1_iyo259l wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Cruise ship passenger rescued from ocean isn't sure how he went overboard, he tells ABC by PichuLovy
In America that could mean falling overboard while using the bathroom. Which is also a possibility here.
GetlostMaps t1_iyo2spf wrote
Pissing overboard is every penis-owner's right duty when at sea.
230flathead t1_iyo6rhr wrote
I mean, the fish don't bite until someone pees in the water. Everyone knows that.
Pristine-Potato-4548 t1_iyod6ev wrote
Don't pull your dick out in public places
PaulSarlo t1_iyp4ke5 wrote
...wait..why? Is that not allowed?
team-evil66 t1_iyplirn wrote
It's a class B felony
Edit has nobody seen Aqua Teen Hunger force the movie?
GetlostMaps t1_iyq4mp8 wrote
It would hurt more if it was a slap on the wrist, because if you were holding it at the time that would make it swing down and hit the balls.
charleswj t1_iys4gxf wrote
Straight to jail
Honey_Overall t1_iyoy4o1 wrote
Why not both?
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