Submitted by PichuLovy t3_zawoqz in nottheonion
GetlostMaps t1_iyo2spf wrote
Reply to comment by emrot in Cruise ship passenger rescued from ocean isn't sure how he went overboard, he tells ABC by PichuLovy
Pissing overboard is every penis-owner's right duty when at sea.
230flathead t1_iyo6rhr wrote
I mean, the fish don't bite until someone pees in the water. Everyone knows that.
Pristine-Potato-4548 t1_iyod6ev wrote
Don't pull your dick out in public places
PaulSarlo t1_iyp4ke5 wrote
...wait..why? Is that not allowed?
team-evil66 t1_iyplirn wrote
It's a class B felony
Edit has nobody seen Aqua Teen Hunger force the movie?
GetlostMaps t1_iyq4mp8 wrote
It would hurt more if it was a slap on the wrist, because if you were holding it at the time that would make it swing down and hit the balls.
charleswj t1_iys4gxf wrote
Straight to jail
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