Submitted by nathcun t3_10nftvn in nottheonion
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mikeyzee52679 t1_j68fiki wrote
Dog wasn’t charged ?
roemerb t1_j68gqtp wrote
Had to do a double take on that title
operationiffy t1_j68ha5i wrote
WHY DONT WE JUST MAKE DOGS ILLEGAL?!?
huhIguess t1_j68ifsk wrote
"Where are my testicles, Summer?"
ecctt2000 t1_j68jlts wrote
No it was a white dog.
Cerda_Sunyer t1_j68k4wv wrote
This happened a few days ago and I've been wondering ever since what they were hunting with a rifle and a dog? A shotgun I can understand, or maybe a .22lr for squirrels but it's unlikely the guy would die from a .22 round unless it was a strategically placed shot.
bubba7557 t1_j68l2qm wrote
Good Fido
AGripInVan t1_j68n0dz wrote
How can someone be so dumb as to have a loaded weapon in the car?
dr_Octag0n t1_j68ne9v wrote
Snowball?
Ryimax t1_j68q4xx wrote
Large birds?
Ryimax t1_j68qdf1 wrote
It's worth noting that they were in the process of getting ready to go
Still a very dumb way to go out though
ThatMangoAteMyBaby t1_j68xotq wrote
Where’s the Good Dog with a gun to save the day?
AGripInVan t1_j691xph wrote
My bullets arent loaded until i am not touching the car. Law here.
Burstar1 t1_j6929rb wrote
That didn't speak when interrogated.
sofiaviolet t1_j697gyq wrote
Dog got fed up with all those "man bites dog" stories on the news and took matters into his own paws.
DanYHKim t1_j69b12z wrote
Did the perp ask for a lawyer dog?
ceramikid t1_j69eirn wrote
The dog decided he needed to be put out of his misery.
acuet t1_j69jn1s wrote
New meaning to ‘Dog will Hunt’.
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hannahleigh122 t1_j69t4i6 wrote
A dog took my face and gave me a better face to change the world: the Celeste Cunningham story
Kromgar t1_j6a0ao1 wrote
I mean not talking is the smart move
swissarmychainsaw t1_j6advrl wrote
Every day we inch closer to the right to arm bears.
DoubleCTech t1_j6afis1 wrote
Don’t mind me, just hear looking for the comment about how it’s a mental health issue and not the guns.
BoredCop t1_j6aoncb wrote
Extremely dumb, you never ever put down a loaded weapon like that. No reason whatsoever to have a round in the chamber before being outside the car and having both hands on the rifle, muzzle pointing in a safe direction.
The headline shouldn't be "dog shoots man", it should be "man negligently fails to clear weapon".
DanTheTerrible t1_j6bjdv7 wrote
It's true, in the U.S. everybody and his dog do have a gun.
scuac t1_j6bvxay wrote
Isn’t that the movie with Robin Williams and Matt Damon?
Zeduca t1_j6bvxxr wrote
Definitely dog’s fault.
Loki_Agent_of_Asgard t1_j6c6yui wrote
He coulda been going out deer hunting and was just taking the dog out for it to have a chance to run around in the woods with him while he hunted.
Cerda_Sunyer t1_j6c8w44 wrote
The only thing open in Kansas that can be hunted with a rifle right now is elk. No-one brings their dog to hunt elk. Unless they left dog in the truck
Aldayne t1_j6c9f46 wrote
I appreciate this for the nottheonion aspect, but fuck RTE for a *slightly* misleading clickbait headline.
TheIrishbuddha t1_j68f75b wrote
Where was the good boi with a gun to stop this?! /s