Submitted by Teeterama t3_10cbyhu in nottheonion
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[deleted] t1_j4f0so6 wrote
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Alaishana t1_j4f1bbh wrote
The company name is Shitfall?
Seriously?
I misread that, you say?
What kind of idiot names their company Shiftfall, so that ppl will misread it as Shitfall?
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DrMux t1_j4f2j0a wrote
I find it easy to picture a marketing pivot to the kink market in this product's future.
Paramore90 t1_j4f2tnx wrote
At first I actually didn’t know it’s a muzzle to suppress the wearer’s voice. My horny ass thought it’s a kissing/mouth and tongue attachment for VR porn.
…. I should call her…
TravelinDan88 t1_j4f38cu wrote
Someone that went to the South Harmon Institute of Technology, probably.
TravelinDan88 t1_j4f3a23 wrote
Give it a few months.
Paramore90 t1_j4f3kkb wrote
Heck yeah that’s what I’m talking about… add-on a Fleshlight attachment and we’re good to go 🤣
DrMux t1_j4f3rzn wrote
Also, I for one will not be purchasing a haptic suit without nipple electrodes.
jl_theprofessor t1_j4f4dl9 wrote
Someone who wants to convince you to wear a muzzle.
Bumm_by_Design t1_j4f4ic6 wrote
You got me at strap on
mekatzer t1_j4f5tcq wrote
Those not only exist, they’ve existed for decades
“Teledildonics”
“Fufme.com”
cutelyaware t1_j4f6620 wrote
Yes, but can your remote cock ring pair with your headset?
DigitalSteven1 t1_j4f8kzw wrote
Uninformed tech "journalist" for $200!
Justherefortwoset t1_j4f9eme wrote
This reminds me of the Onions feeding bag! It’s finally here.
MakesMyHeadHurt t1_j4fazcw wrote
You think the Japanese haven't done that already?
Warpzit t1_j4fffhc wrote
Remote sex is the future like it or not.
Nagger_Luvver t1_j4ficj7 wrote
>…. I should call her…
You should NOT call her
FrostieDog t1_j4fis0g wrote
Exactly what I thought of when I saw this
Mazcal t1_j4fm2ys wrote
Hold up so that’s what it’s for?
Can I put it on a colleague even if they’re not using VR at all?
878_Throwaway____ t1_j4fo0r2 wrote
I'm buying it for the guy in my open office who refuses to grab a meeting room for his loud ass fucking calls.
oldthunderbird t1_j4fw4wo wrote
Couldn’t you just not talk?
-DC71- t1_j4fzuuu wrote
ShitBucket™
just-some-person t1_j4gd7tc wrote
There was seriously a Teledildonic device built to fit in 5.25" drive bays back in the 90s that was wildly hilarious.
elwoodowd t1_j4gdyhk wrote
Its time for space helmets as common everyday hats. Like, airplanes should offer them instead of earphones.
beyondoutsidethebox t1_j4gw9wg wrote
Depends, especially if there is some voice component to the game. I also imagine it improves the voice pick up quality as it won't have to work so hard filtering out background noise. Also, suppose some mad lad made Outlast VR (if it doesn't exist already), not everyone wants to hear someone scream full volume. (Now that I think of it, adding a mechanic that enables enemies to find you based on the noise from your voice and or breathing in a VR setting could be quite an addition to the survival horror genre, for example, Alien: Isolation, where the xenomorph can find where you are hiding if you are too noisy.) Alas I am no programmer, but, it seems that such a thing would actually be possible to implement...
beyondoutsidethebox t1_j4gwgb9 wrote
Huh, that would probably be better than a face mask now that I think of it...
beyondoutsidethebox t1_j4gwp9q wrote
All you have to do is stick some form of oscillating motor within a TV remote, and knowing humanity, remote sex has already happened...
KazkaFaron t1_j4hgkfv wrote
r/furry_irl
IHate2ChooseUserName t1_j4hikbm wrote
i bid they will sell ZERO of them
dogman_35 t1_j4i2j42 wrote
HD Rumble^TM
Existentialidiot83 t1_j4i5kd6 wrote
Haha 🤣 😄
Idontwantyourfuel t1_j4i8ff3 wrote
Finally an end to the rampant exchange of bodily fluids.
Netxgmr t1_j4id7l7 wrote
“Say goodbye to your gag reflex!”
HungarianMoment t1_j4ifgy3 wrote
actually good product that solves a major common problem
cstmoore t1_j4ihki5 wrote
You misspelled "faptic." /s
cbk101 t1_j4iki4g wrote
I know it isn't very fashionable but I have 2 kids and having mic that keeps me quiet in VR Minigolf would be really useful
dion101123 t1_j4iwaxq wrote
Even when you typed it out correctly pointing out that people will read it wrong I still read it wrong
Rosieapples t1_j4iweul wrote
How does he breathe?
DcFla t1_j4izozn wrote
It would be hilarious if he took it off to reveal it’s actually like 6 inches deep in his mouth
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Alaishana t1_j4j04xk wrote
Lol!
Shit, did you fall for it?
Dr-P-Ossoff t1_j4jcgbb wrote
Susie Bright calls it teledildonics.
Acrobatic_Quit1378 t1_j4nlitc wrote
Brought to you by the makers of "Poop Knife"™
Acrobatic_Quit1378 t1_j4nlzow wrote
Better than falling IN it!
HeebieMcJeeberson t1_j4f05cr wrote
Wait til you see the new strap-on toilet attachment!