Submitted by casmith12 t3_10dj56n in nottheonion
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BillyCapable t1_j4lqvkt wrote
Have you seen it? This article is a good read, hilarious!
patienceisfun2018 t1_j4lu1t1 wrote
>"When it came out, a little boy pointed out — 'That's a p****!' and everyone was like, 'Yo, that's a big old d***, man'," he told Compact.
>"If you had showed that statute to anyone in the 'hood, they'd have been like, 'No, absolutely not'."
Early running for quote of the year LMFAO
SelectiveSanity t1_j4lx3xu wrote
Just because you are creative, doesn't mean your work can't suck. Especially if it completely loses context with what its supposed to represent.
InflamedLiver t1_j4lyghe wrote
Yeah, I feel like this was the artist more making this about themselves then about King
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CitizenCobalt t1_j4m0o70 wrote
Huh...they're not wrong. That is one ugly statue. It says it's supposed to be the arms and shoulders of the couple, but even knowing that, it looks like it's just arms holding up a penis. Or a sea critter that was found at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, brought to the surface, went all blob-like, and is probably going to be known as the cockfish.
i81u812 t1_j4m5unq wrote
That's uhh. Pretty bad.
Fomentor t1_j4m8irl wrote
“Titled "Embrace," the 20-foot high statue was unveiled in Boston on Saturday, January 14, in the U.S.' oldest city park, Boston Common. Weighing 309 pounds, the statue sits on the site where the civil rights leader gave a speech on April 23, 1965.”
Regardless of whether it is ugly or not, how can a 20 foot high statue weigh only 309 pounds? Is it made out of marshmallow? If so, it’ll take care of itself after a couple of rains.
Dagordae t1_j4mad99 wrote
It’s hollow. A thin metal shell.
z0mbiepete t1_j4mcdvh wrote
Yo. That IS a big old dick, man.
dang_envy t1_j4mf7la wrote
309 pounds and 10 million dollars of masturbatory metal.
danathecount t1_j4mhss7 wrote
Is that a giant turd?
Majestic_Electric t1_j4mibgl wrote
It would be so much better if they included their heads. That’s literally all it needs!
Thomas_JCG t1_j4migq1 wrote
Should just make a life-like statue of King, those seldom go wrong and everybody likes it.
Obtuse_Symposium t1_j4mmyry wrote
That's gotta be the funniest sentence that I've ever heard relayed in the news.
SelectiveSanity t1_j4mnkbr wrote
Better yet, if Dr King was ever in Boston for an event or what not, and they have pictures of him there, pose him in the most fitting manner from one of those hypothetical pictures.
Ajg1384 t1_j4mnvhs wrote
I mean, the Harry Caray statue looks like a zombie with kids being burned alive. I still think it's the ugliest.
Unreliable_Sasquatch t1_j4mnxba wrote
That is one big pile of shit.
Woodpeckinpah123 t1_j4mo31t wrote
I didn't get the dick comparisons until I saw it from this angle. Holy bronzed hogs, Batman.
curious_dead t1_j4moxvt wrote
Zauberer-IMDB t1_j4mozmy wrote
From another angle it also looks like a guy with a head up his own ass. This statue is unacceptably bad.
Tek_Freek t1_j4mpiy6 wrote
An "artist" designed this. They were taking a dump at the time.
TrumpetSC2 t1_j4mpmcu wrote
The idea for the sculpture is actually really cool but only if its like a small table piece so you can see what it is. The way it is you only see the weirdness and dont see what it actually is (two pairs of arms entwined)
Leiryn t1_j4mpstt wrote
Just because you're "creative" doesn't mean anything you create is any good at all.
Just remember this was not a one person process, multiple full grown adults looked at this and thought "Yup that looks great and is worth $10mil"
Ragnarok314159 t1_j4mvgei wrote
I wanted the unveiling music to be sad trombone noises.
TsT2244 t1_j4mwv21 wrote
At first I thought it was racially motivated, now that I’ve seen a picture I can agree that IS the ugliest thing ever
[deleted] t1_j4n06gd wrote
He was a civil rights activist bro 🗿
MaricLee t1_j4n1dic wrote
2023 might bring the most unification to America in a long time. All through the hatred of a MLK statue, and Velma from Scooby Doo. And not for the reasons people think!
Pika256 t1_j4n6f3a wrote
I'd like to propose that all the statues of Robert E Lee are uglier, but for a different reason.
ja_maz t1_j4nd5qz wrote
Why did you make milk’s statue a giant turd/dick?
Ah but you’re talking about it!
Prior_Weakness2469 t1_j4nftpq wrote
looks like someone holding a big terd.. i have a dream that one day i can shit brown black
Caladex t1_j4ni4t5 wrote
Seriously, it looks like some kind of Lovecraftian entity or a Biblical angel and not in a good way. It’s beyond our comprehension and vaguely grotesque. It doesn’t do MLK Jr justice.
IkaKyo t1_j4npp8u wrote
They did this from a picture of him and his wife there hugging. shit you not, well except the one being held.
realdonaldtrumpsucks t1_j4ns8dw wrote
It’s not good.
And it’s certainly bad given who it’s to be a tribute to.
zstandig t1_j4o27ye wrote
Didn't anybody check on it while it was being made?
Smoovemammajamma t1_j4o3vi4 wrote
ah, easily removed then
Car-face t1_j4o43qb wrote
Hahaha what the fuck?! Why are they growing out of his leg stumps?!?
Ajg1384 t1_j4o4pw8 wrote
If I were a Cubs fan, it would piss me off.
Darklord_Bravo t1_j4o53wu wrote
I saw the post where a guy said it looked like someone holding Shaq's dong.
I couldn't disagree.
Melt it down and try again next year?
Rosebunse t1_j4o632s wrote
It reminds me of the giant penis monster
Rosebunse t1_j4o69qc wrote
Fuck that, what about sketches? There should have been concept art of this thing which should have been seen before it even began to be built.
Rosebunse t1_j4o6hxu wrote
Oh...yes, this is worse than the penis monster statue. It's like he's being summoned out of their souls or something.
Rosebunse t1_j4o6jbf wrote
Why doesn't it have their heads?
Majestic_Electric t1_j4o6lwx wrote
Hell if I know. 🤷♀️ Ask the artist.
Rosebunse t1_j4o6p4v wrote
This might actually explain why it was made. It's likely anyone only saw the beginning, smaller model, which might actually look quite nice.
Ajg1384 t1_j4o9m6a wrote
It's terrifying and has probably made children cry on multiple occasions.
SurroundTiny t1_j4ok5v9 wrote
I looked it up. A terrorist group wouldn't call and take credit for it. God awful....
pokemomof03 t1_j4p3c8i wrote
Nah still not as bad as the Nathan Bedford Forrest statue . The artist is Jack Kershaw who was James earl rays lawyer and a proud white supremacists.
The MLK one looks sorta better if you see it from a different angle. Like you can kinda tell its two arms hugging. But wow this one angle super unflattering.
MadeFromNews t1_j4pglti wrote
When you compare this to other status in the US and around the world, then you’ll see how terrible this looks.
Luke_Orlando t1_j4pmooq wrote
So yeah if you pick the worst possible angle, taken with a wide angle lense, from what looks like an elevated position... It will look like trash.
I'm not saying it's good, but using a single photo to represent the sculpture is dishonest.
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Fucknutssss t1_j4qdzk0 wrote
God awful
Environmental-Job515 t1_j4qffbe wrote
I genuinely give artists great latitude and I’ll give this artist respect for their due from a creative point. Remember the reaction to the Vietnam Memorial and I think now that people have opened their minds it has become the most powerful of memorials. Not all agree but I think most. What I want to know about the MLK statue is HOW $10 MILLION!!!! The land was free! So let’s see an itemized receipt!!! Someone made a killing somewhere. That is the outrage here.
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Square-Dragonfruit76 t1_j4v82p7 wrote
I don't think this scene will ever get old
Square-Dragonfruit76 t1_j4v88f3 wrote
Or they could literally just put heads on top
LSDTigers t1_j52psdt wrote
Nah I was there looking at it two days ago; it still looks like a someone holding a dick from multiple angles.
casmith12 OP t1_j4lqpnm wrote
Scott's cousin, Seneca Scott, slammed the statue saying it was "masturbatory."
"When it came out, a little boy pointed out — 'That's a p****!' and everyone was like, 'Yo, that's a big old d***, man'," he told Compact.