Submitted by here4dambivalence t3_10i0h0f in nottheonion
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WaterChi t1_j5bmwau wrote
This is just capitalism at work. Nothing to see here. Move along.
here4dambivalence OP t1_j5bnnf6 wrote
But how many to make a decent burger?
here4dambivalence OP t1_j5boaaf wrote
So do we sweep them under the proverbial rug or into the "I Can't Believe it's not Grandma" meatloaf mix? (Dear grammar police, it is on purpose)
A54ad t1_j5bpcmc wrote
Respect 💪Getting work experience. Most kids don't want to work, but not them 💪
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j5bpuxy wrote
"What do you mean? Does this does not count as agricultural work?"
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here4dambivalence OP t1_j5bq9dm wrote
Almost like a new Chainsaw Massacre franchise is writing itself in these kids nightmares each and every night. As someone who cleaned a supermarket butcher shop a few times in my teens, I can't imagine cleaning an actual abattoir... I wonder if they got to take home any souvenirs...
laithe4 t1_j5brdld wrote
It's 2023, not 1923, right?
here4dambivalence OP t1_j5brf5n wrote
Maybe the kids thought it was going to be a rave at the agricultural hall...
teejoint44 t1_j5brfzf wrote
Those jobs are for non registered US citizens.
here4dambivalence OP t1_j5bsl28 wrote
And Matt Damon in Downsizing...
O-hmmm t1_j5bt8wm wrote
Without even reading the article I'm gonna boldly guess they weren't middle class white kids.
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InternetPeon t1_j5bu3j1 wrote
Just 1 If ground properly.
here4dambivalence OP t1_j5bvytf wrote
In the video and accompanying paperwork, the company claims the kids were hired by a "rogue individual" ... They didn't mention their socioeconomic backgrounds but something tells me you're probably right
GetlostMaps t1_j5bwbkr wrote
*American capitalism.
GetlostMaps t1_j5bweu1 wrote
Only one. I can make several burgers out of a big one.
spreadilicious t1_j5c29s7 wrote
100 toddlers per second?!?!
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RollinThundaga t1_j5c7p3b wrote
In most places, agricultural work for younger teens is really restricted, to lower-intensity stuff like berry and fruit picking.
commandrix t1_j5cadrq wrote
It could've started that way, but the higher-ups were equally at fault for not checking. At best, you look ignorant and incompetent if you're a senior manager or C-suite professional and don't know what's going on in at least your own department.
Agomir t1_j5cb0zp wrote
Look at the woke crowd making a mountain out of a molehill. What else are these kids supposed to do if they can't afford to buy lemons for a lemonade stand?
/s
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twoaspensimages t1_j5clrq1 wrote
"We had to force children to clean, nobody wants to work anymore...'
scootydonny t1_j5cmb1p wrote
Nah, it's fucked up everywhere
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blackhornet03 t1_j5csybc wrote
So who is going to jail for this?
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here4dambivalence OP t1_j5cuwtm wrote
...and then all the kids from on-site daycare disappear for the night to go on a field trip (I know the youngest was allegedly 13). It is ok though as Bob from accounting and Pat from HR are making sure they're having fun and following OSHA standards.
scootydonny t1_j5cvmw8 wrote
I'm not American but ok
here4dambivalence OP t1_j5cw0kl wrote
Shit you can afford lumber and nails to build a lemonade stand? Look at Richie Rich over here!
here4dambivalence OP t1_j5cwi4q wrote
Are you the founder of Home Depot ? Y'all hiring?
Left2Die22 t1_j5cwq3s wrote
We’re gonna send those kids to jail so we can send them back to the meat plant legally!
crippledcommie t1_j5cxabq wrote
Yeah but the supreme court will strike that law down soon
here4dambivalence OP t1_j5cxqdk wrote
Jail? For this? The person in charge was just trying to help some meddling kids
snowblower1 t1_j5d0pja wrote
Should be like jury duty - everyone gets a turn (if they eat meat)! Me? I'm vegan sukkas! :D
caseyjcannon t1_j5d2p6e wrote
Why are you guys denying 13 year old's the freedom to make a wage!?? How else can they afford the bullet proof vests they need to survive the mass shootings at schools!?
stoat_toad t1_j5d3ho4 wrote
Agricultural halls are for agricultural music…
NicNicNicHS t1_j5d67h5 wrote
Your boss would make you work 12 hour days if they were allowed to.
Make no mistake, there is no fundamental difference between capitalism in America and capitalism everywhere else.
The only difference is that thousands of people fought for the labor rights you enjoy today, and if you're not fighting for them today, you can lose them very quickly.
TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j5d898j wrote
The Supreme Court would fucking say the US is part of the UK just to spite people
TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j5d8af7 wrote
That’s because we are
jjw21330 t1_j5d8njq wrote
Need those thin nimble hands to get into the machinery to get it nice and clean
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ichoosewaffles t1_j5daaul wrote
Seriously, how are we supposed to live in a society that needs money to be spent if they don't get you enough money to spend?
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nmgonzo t1_j5dbp93 wrote
It has always been 1923
Omegalazarus t1_j5dhwd6 wrote
The twist: it was Slaughterhouse-Five.
Omegalazarus t1_j5di98q wrote
Yeah, doesn't that mean in their mind they're letting a groomer in??
twoaspensimages t1_j5dlw8s wrote
Ha! Yea, conservatives saying nobody wants to work anymore is a running joke amongst my friends. I'm a builder so I'm in HD way more than I want to be. It's a shit place to work. Bottom dollar, high stress, and constant turn over. Of course nobody wants to work there.
Koffeekage t1_j5dmibs wrote
Thats just the plot to Children of the Corn.
kunbish t1_j5e0ov1 wrote
I see what you're trying to say. But most of the world is not doing better than the U.S in terms of regulating capitalism. Sadly. Guessing you live somewhere in Europe. That's good for you.
Take a look at Latin America, Africa, Southeast Asia, West Asia, China, Middle East, Eastern Europe (most of the world by population). And you will find rampantly unregulated, capitalist influenced politics across the board. You will find actual slavery. Human rights abuse. Corruption. Ecological destruction. Massive socioeconomic stratification. All on a level much more intense than what can be found in the U.S.
Places like India, Philippines, China, Brazil, Mexico, Russia, just to name a few big ones that come to mind. People immigrate from these places to the U.S and it aint for the good weather.
This coming from a Canadian, which, while we try to run a mixed system here also, people still get exploited a bit on the lower end of the pay scale.
kunbish t1_j5e0w1d wrote
As someone who eats meat, this is shockingly fair and I have no real argument against it.
juzz85 t1_j5e1pfv wrote
Must be fans of Slayer.
Orahall t1_j5e7zim wrote
So this is how they get people to work in slaughterhouses...they illegally force children to endure the horror... my god it's even worse than we thought.
DJSugarSnatch t1_j5e94on wrote
Cue Robin Williams in a poncho...what time is this?
danteheehaw t1_j5e9ru8 wrote
Nah, then we might accidentally agree to universal healthcare directly leading to helping poor people.
plenebo t1_j5ear8r wrote
"the children yearn for the mines"
plenebo t1_j5eav11 wrote
The final form of capitalism is feudalism with royals in the shadows... Not so easy for a French revolution this way
plenebo t1_j5eaxxi wrote
At least the medevil peasants weren't in debt too
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j5edtbp wrote
Cattle Decapitation maybe?
DeepThought45 t1_j5eg29v wrote
Don’t worry about that, the UK government is selling the NHS piece by piece to the private sector. Healthcare staff are striking, 100s of people are dying due to shortages each weak and they want to charge for GP and A&E visits now. Conservatives are very good at selling us out to the rich here too!
Raiden115X t1_j5enb9y wrote
I mean I enjoyed working there for 4 years, but I'm a lazy stoner who likes mixing paint all day.
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SherifGames t1_j5g3muj wrote
woke liberals don't want our children to be safe /s
SherifGames t1_j5g3xzm wrote
And some crazies really do want absolutely unregulated free markets, because they want more of this shit.
Banana42 t1_j5g4e14 wrote
Lochner era coming in hard
caseyjcannon t1_j5g4sxw wrote
Oof, good (and depressingly accurate) reference
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Ban-Circumcision-Now t1_j5ga5y5 wrote
And miss out on learning valuable on the job training!
VeganFrogLegs t1_j5gxz68 wrote
Us vegans will get stuck harvesting quinoa and avocados /s
Llenette1 t1_j5hia1k wrote
Pretty sure if they helped with immigration they could find plenty of workers... but then the jobs Americans don't want would be stolen and we can't have that! /s
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Vanille987 t1_j5j2mn8 wrote
Can confirm
Microdck t1_j5k6vzu wrote
As severely opposed to maga as I am I have no idea what you’re taking about. Did you read somewhere that maga is pushing for child labor?
Are children cleaning drag queens in secret top office maga meetings?
InternetPeon t1_j5blr4x wrote
You need at least 100 toddlers to keep a slaughterhouse running /s