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coincrazyy t1_j5j2qm6 wrote

Big sausage doesn’t care about the little guy. Just type porn into google. Half of it is videos where they can’t afford women!? Where’s that funding coming from!? Big sausage

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GetlostMaps t1_j5j5evu wrote

I wish someone did this to me. I'll put a little bell on my mailbox so I can get to it while it's still hot.

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Quirky-Ad5417 t1_j5j7wjm wrote

I had an annual trip with the guys. Someone would always bring a Pono mag. On the way home, we stick it in this guy's mailbox. Once a year, same mailbox. Always wondered what the effect was.

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bilateralrope t1_j5jddw7 wrote

Don't overlook the last line of the article:

>The Mad Butcher - Sir Peter Leitch, who is a Waiheke resident - says he has never heard of the incidents and has yet to be targeted himself.

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FnkyTown t1_j5jfuml wrote

Back when WoW came out my rather large guild would all mail hams to the same person. Hundreds of hams a day for months that they'd have to clear out to get their real mail.

edit: Just to be clear, this happened in 2004. Almost 20 years ago.

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Yeti_MD t1_j5jh45z wrote

RIP to this guy's mailbox

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Qwopie t1_j5jizs9 wrote

Replying to bilateralrope (#1,449,816)

I once visited a farm and there was a bunch of piglets, some of them didn't have tails and the farmer said the only way to tell which piglet was biting off the tail of the others was to wait until only one piglet had a tail. Same vibe.

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BirdsbirdsBURDS t1_j5jj4iv wrote

It’s one thing to do it once and leave someone confused.

It becomes another (harassment) to do it consistently in an effort to distress someone.

Hope this doesn’t blow up with the guy getting further harassed by others thinking it’s funny to them.

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BirdsbirdsBURDS t1_j5jjav1 wrote

Replying to FnkyTown (#1,450,068)

Hope they started selling them to make some money off of that, but to be clear, that’s a dick move on your guilds behalf. There’s a line where such things go from being funny to being harassment.

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gheiminfantry t1_j5jjrk9 wrote

The Mad Butcher - Sir Peter Leitch hasn't been targeted. But these knobs can't manage to figure this one out.

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Inyeloh t1_j5jjuj9 wrote

‘It's tearing my friend group apart’. I guess you really learn who your true friends are in times like these.

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MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j5jo2k4 wrote

The real crime is using ketchup, instead of mustard. Horrifying.

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Jampine t1_j5jrm2g wrote

Replying to BirdsbirdsBURDS (#1,450,367)

It reminds me of the Australian guy who threatened to keep taping a dead fish to the bank's ATM machines until they where fixed, must be the opposite end of the spectrum.

The parting line is the best part:"I have more fish and willpower than you'll ever have.".

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FnkyTown t1_j5jul4f wrote

Replying to IlluminatedPickle (#1,451,392)

>Guilds weren't that large.

We had 200+ members on day 1. We migrated from another platform.

>I highly doubt you had enough players who could afford to drop that sort of money to mail "hundreds of hams a day" to an individual.

Hams were like 10 cents. I don't think there was a cheaper item we could send.

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Inflation-Fair t1_j5jwmp2 wrote

Hmm.. usually people don't mind if I stick my sausages repeatedly in their mailbox

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fire_crotch_mafia t1_j5jwp6q wrote

It’s probably just some drunk guy who always forgets he doesn’t like sausages.

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five707 t1_j5jy1en wrote

If only they made small, Wi-Fi cameras which could film in low lite.

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kevinds t1_j5k09k2 wrote

Replying to FnkyTown (#1,450,068)

>Back when WoW came out my rather large guild would all mail hams to the same person. Hundreds of hams a day for months that they'd have to clear out to get their real mail.

extreme doubt

As for if it actually happened, I suppose if it was wintertime, they might actually keep.. I wouldn't complain, being sent good food..

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kevinds t1_j5k0qwd wrote

Someone really likes the vendor, but doesn't like the food..

While building rapport and working up the courage to ask them out, they keep buying..

Then they have to do something with the food...

lol First thing I thought of.

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Solidsnakeerection t1_j5k5544 wrote

Dont forget August 8 is National Sneak Zucchini onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day

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Grievuuz t1_j5kj4d1 wrote

That content is not available in my region (Scandinavia)

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WickedSlice_ t1_j5lf31f wrote

See this is the biggest problem here. This sub claiming that it is r/NotTheOnion but there really needs to be onion on a sausage sanga.

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LizJru t1_j5ltl6o wrote

Replying to Qwopie (#1,450,351)

What is this 'only way', more like 'only cost/time saving way' - cause I don't want to pay someone to sit and watch, to see which piglet is doing it?! Something about the wording he used... makes me have lots of questions...

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phuckingidontcare t1_j5m3w79 wrote

Replying to trifelin (#1,454,206)

Waiheke island is one of New Zealand’s top holiday and resort spots. The average house price is over 1.8 million dollars. It’s in the top 10 most expensive places to live in one of the most explosive countries to live in the world.

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Oseirus t1_j5maiof wrote

"mailbox sausage" is somehow not even close to the least appetizing thing I've ever heard of. It just makes me want to go buy some bratwursts.

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protostar71 t1_j5msmeu wrote

Replying to bilateralrope (#1,449,816)

For reference Sir Peter Leitch founded a nationwide chain of butcher shops called "The Mad Butcher", with him as the radio ad voice acting out that character.

His knighthood is for "services to business and philanthropy".

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MrFartyBottom t1_j5mw08m wrote

Could be a school kid who doesn't like their packed lunch.

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peensteen t1_j5n7es8 wrote

Bah! Just order your Walking Dwarf to monitor and retrieve your mailbox contents, and enjoy your tribute sausages. Kick back in the Provisional House, and enjoy the fruits of CHIM.

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dsonyx t1_j5ncakb wrote

Dudes just running the meatball prank scam from the Office

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