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[deleted] t1_j8yibm2 wrote

Reply to comment by avocadopalace in JFK Terminal Shutdown May Last Days Amid Power Woes, FAA Warns; International Flights Disrupted by Putiman

Or, the plane became sentient and heard the drums of its Polynesian canoe voyaging forefathers calling it back home towards Tahiti

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avocadopalace t1_j8ykvgn wrote

"The controls aren't responding, sir!"

"God dammit, this is all Maui's fault!"

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seafoodgodddd t1_j8yl9ih wrote

The last thing the PAX in the back hear before the 777 hits the water at 620kts is "you're welcome"

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Flivver_King t1_j8ytk58 wrote

It trusted Dutch’s plan. The plane just wanted to go to Tuheetee to pick mangoes with the van der Linde gang.

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