Comments
Grass8989 t1_jbmsa3n wrote
Couldn’t be.
ketzal7 t1_jbmsk7i wrote
George Santos swindled Bernie Madoff
my_metrocard t1_jbmw4of wrote
Of course he did….
djn24 t1_jbmzp7a wrote
George Santos was Capone's boss.
Willygolightly t1_jbn1pfk wrote
George Santos threw that kid into Harambe’s enclosure.
ChocolatePleepleus t1_jbnv3j7 wrote
George Santos touched me here, here, and here.
Murdercorn t1_jbnz2jc wrote
George Santos killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
NYY657545 t1_jbo1y17 wrote
George Santos buried Jimmy Hoffa
Jimmy_kong253 t1_jbo371l wrote
The man seems to be the greatest criminal master mind of our generation judging by all these accusations
GeorgeWBush2016 t1_jbo4d2l wrote
At least he voted to pull our troops out of syria
brook1yn t1_jbo551e wrote
if he gets off unscathed then he's just another perfect gop candidate i guess
brownredgreen t1_jbo5ten wrote
George Santos used to be a shepherd ya know
He saw wolves surprisingly often.
mowotlarx t1_jbo6u09 wrote
Based on the fact that he did all this and still became a sitting Congressman and his party refuses to do anything to remove him from office...he might in fact be a criminal mastermind.
quackmanquackman t1_jbo6wa9 wrote
Better Call Saul!
binghamtonswag t1_jbo77r9 wrote
He also WAS Harambe
cbps t1_jbobq9g wrote
George Santos ate Azaria Chamberlain.
Tkain61 t1_jbockfc wrote
AND the kid, too.
Radjage t1_jbogkue wrote
“We used a computer to be able to download the information on the pieces. We also used an external hard drive to save the filming, because the skimmer took the information from the card, and the camera took the password,” he wrote.
“It didn’t work out so well, because I was arrested,” he admitted.
^hahahaha
jonnycash11 t1_jboh7n8 wrote
George Santos is the Lindbergh baby
NatLawson t1_jbohhzz wrote
When will we learn to love George Santos? Just like Trump, he is a grifter. Of course he is an ATM skimmer. That makes total sense.
Right now, today he is negotiating the rights to his life story, the proceeds of which will go directly into Bitcoin, then to Russia along with every secret sensitive document he can lay his hands on.
Think about it? Where did George Santos money come from? You might think he sold his soul to the devil? No such thing as the devil. Russian spy?
Give the majority to Republicans? Ah ha! Hollywood script? Ah ha!
Top that with the FBI counterintelligence chief arrested for taking bribes?
In 1945, George Santos would disappear. That may still happen.
heresmyusername t1_jboj0qy wrote
George Santos is 3 kids in a trench coat.
thecarlosdanger1 t1_jbovx55 wrote
This dude has an impressive catalog of random schemes
NetQuarterLatte t1_jbowhfp wrote
The only saving grace is that this is a federal case.
If it was a NY case, with the crippled judicial system we have, there would be no hope of ever getting George Santos convicted for that.
monsterflake t1_jboyt96 wrote
chuck testa? nope, george santos!
Yogashoga t1_jbp08jg wrote
George Santos was Rudy Giuliani’s advisor for the past 6 years.
what_mustache t1_jbp29aw wrote
What's nuts is I'm finding out that some of his real life stories are better than his pretend life stories.
Like "Remember that time I lied my way into congress", and "remember that time i was a prominent drag queen in Brazil" or now "remember that time I masterminded a ATM theft job".
Write a memoir, bro. There's GOT to be more we dont know.
jyar1811 t1_jbpqw3m wrote
George Santos invented grunge
Gaytaino t1_jbpvxmq wrote
Ha! Didn’t you see that he’s trying to cosponsor the bill that it would make it illegal for congresspeople to enrich themselves by selling they’re story if convicted of crimes.
chug84 t1_jbpx14r wrote
And then shot Harambe?
BernieMadofWasFramed t1_jbq23aa wrote
George Santos assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand
what_mustache t1_jbq2o5s wrote
lol, dude is not playing the long game.
ShermanThruGA t1_jbq4kbi wrote
And was Jimmy Hoffa
Important-Ad1871 t1_jbq5ycp wrote
George Santos is D.B. Cooper
ziadog t1_jbq9g7u wrote
He should stay away from fifth story windows.
NatLawson t1_jbqaw3f wrote
So far he's playing with fire to an extent only Donald Trump has surpassed. I can only conclude his prison ministry will be well attended. But, the guards... and he's lived as a trans ... this will sell well in Hollywood. Say hello to Tammy fay and Jim Baker...
Estepheban t1_jbr0vtt wrote
George Santos is Ted Cruz who is also the Zodiac Killer
Shadrach_Jones t1_jbskl8q wrote
He knows where Jimmy Hoffa is at
PM-Nice-Thoughts t1_jbthw6z wrote
What's taking so long to charge this guy and get him out of Congress
[deleted] t1_jbms9cx wrote
[removed]