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Loxodontox OP t1_iuoskxm wrote
Hit him on his instagram! It’s at the bottom lmao
Loxodontox OP t1_iuoslqa wrote
He chickened out 😤
Samasher17 t1_iuosmz2 wrote
Of course it is. Love this town.
Loxodontox OP t1_iuosrir wrote
Oh it was on I think 115 bway. West side of street. These were on a bunch of things between that one and about 106th bway
Loxodontox OP t1_iuostzr wrote
Wild stuff is everyday. Ppl don’t get it. They are like, why do you have all these stories, and at first I was confused lmao hahahaha
Samasher17 t1_iuosvnp wrote
Oh shit I live near there! Gonna find me one of these.
Loxodontox OP t1_iuosvwd wrote
Hahahab yes
Samasher17 t1_iuosygz wrote
Why's that guy putting his balls on those cats?
Oh that's just Rufus the catball guy.
Loxodontox OP t1_iuosym8 wrote
Wait what? That’s my good!? Lmao. I’m over by Morningside
Loxodontox OP t1_iuot12t wrote
Hahaa it’s weird as hell
Samasher17 t1_iuot339 wrote
I'm in Hamilton heights, near 145th. West Harlem is where the best crazy is.
Loxodontox OP t1_iuot6ej wrote
Yeah I know the entire region. I grew up on Tieman place at 125 th during the crack era lol
Loxodontox OP t1_iuot7h4 wrote
Things were WILD TO say the least
Samasher17 t1_iuotas4 wrote
Oh homie those were simpler and wilder times for sure.
Loxodontox OP t1_iuotaun wrote
Hamilton and Manhattanville and morningside heights are my main areas and upper west
Loxodontox OP t1_iuoti72 wrote
Yeah, I was this little white kid who wouldnt ever back from anything so it was crazy and fun as hell! I’m blessed to have grown there bc the cultural exposure is REAL, not some appropriated nonsense lol so anyone trying to tell me about shit get a full throated laugh
Loxodontox OP t1_iuotlaf wrote
Wild times. Bodega down the block was evacuated and entire building bc it was manufacturing mad crack and there was nearly a giant explosion lmao
Loxodontox OP t1_iuoto2q wrote
It’s great being just a few hundred feet from the Apollo and stuff
mgundert87 t1_iuov8d9 wrote
Love the qualifiCATions.
Loxodontox OP t1_iuow0ur wrote
Those should always be placed at the top of the advertisement, however. Appears Golthar is still a n00b
notqualitystreet t1_iup0aef wrote
Ha I feel the same it’s a love/hate thing
Loxodontox OP t1_iup0lec wrote
For real bc this place is truly a jungle and even gentrification can’t kill it. Somehow I don’t know
Amphiscian t1_iup50ld wrote
This looks fucking sketchy. Look at it, he called it "Insta-gram"
ceestand t1_iupa1zw wrote
Sounds made up. The poster clearly states he rarely eats cats.
Jimmy_The_Perv t1_iupbe9e wrote
Yeah, I saw this up by Columbia last week. Seems like a nice guy.
Loxodontox OP t1_iupblug wrote
Haha it’s lovely. Someone defaced one lol
Wild-Watch- t1_iupdfc1 wrote
Looks more qualified than the ones I had to find tbh
Loxodontox OP t1_iupdl34 wrote
Fatgirlfed t1_iupdyh2 wrote
Right. He wouldn’t say he doesn’t eat cats, then eat a cat! SMH
NKtDpt4x t1_iupf5jk wrote
In case of the tiny possibility he did eat the cat I feel like there needs to be some level of personal responsibility when handing your cat over to a sea monster.
red__what t1_iuphrqe wrote
you didn't just call Golthar The Terror a liar!?
[deleted] t1_iupin5g wrote
Dunno why’d he wanna post this up. April fools was over a long time.
BenHogan1971 t1_iupkjjd wrote
hilarious. classic NYC
Some-one-not-me t1_iupkndx wrote
If it's where you say, sounds like a Columbia architecture student doing a social experiment. Wait...
Loxodontox OP t1_iupktdx wrote
Yeah, I had to put it up! Everyday it’s something here and I took that for granted until I went off to schooling. Came back and appreciate the hell out of it bc the rest of the world is not boring, just not as wild, sorry, not even other major cities. Just how it is, we’ve got a rep we gotta live up to, we’re new f’in Yorkers!
Loxodontox OP t1_iupkybm wrote
Yup that’s where it’s at but I believe it’s a joke. It is not sophisticated enough. Likely just some funny fraternity joke stuff. Have you seen the new psychic in the area lmao?
Some-one-not-me t1_iuplc71 wrote
Hahaha. Not yet. Did my grad MSAAD in 2010 and now UES. But I could imagine many in my studio back then that would:could spend 5mins whipping this up for kicks
Loxodontox OP t1_iuplq2k wrote
Yeah it is up on 122nd I think. Ads are everywhere now
funforyourlife t1_iupr870 wrote
These were floating around Dayton about a year ago. I think I saw one in Youngstown about 6 months ago. Looks like they finally made it to NYC
joyousRock t1_iupre82 wrote
LMAO
iamiamwhoami t1_iupu2x7 wrote
Leave Golthar alone. I use him all of the time. He's a good catsitter.
duchessHS t1_iupxllh wrote
queenofthenerds t1_iupy21v wrote
This made my day. We need more weird.
AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren t1_iupziw1 wrote
Damn that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren t1_iuq1jo0 wrote
Well I don't know where you two rubes grew up, but where I'm from, Sea Monsters are famous for eating cats. In fact, to this day, Alf is still the number one Neisen rated show within the Sea Monster Demographic.
Loxodontox OP t1_iuq288a wrote
Weird is everyday here, we just don’t notice lol
Loxodontox OP t1_iuq28ts wrote
SilkyOatmeal t1_iuq7rtm wrote
This a keeper.
Insomniac_80 t1_iuqcjcp wrote
Too bad Alf wasn't widely reran on TV after it was canceled! This alien should be Alf!
Fatgirlfed t1_iuqj6dy wrote
Slander! This is sea monster defamation! Some of my uhhh best friends friends are sea monsters. Who doesn’t enjoy a good ALF episode? He was so witty. Besides he was an Melmakian, not a sea monster. Whom I never saw actually eat a cat
King-of-New-York t1_iuqnv9f wrote
Victim blaming I see. j/k
Sufficient-Aspect77 t1_iuqzzzy wrote
That's really funny.
Vegetable-Judge t1_iur2ocm wrote
It's a joke...
Edit: I know I was just practicing anti humor and looks like I did a good job. You can downvote me. I deserve it. I suck. My ex left me for good reason. She’s right, I’m spineless. I have no back bone. I do miss her. It’s been 4 years. Sigh. I have to stop checking her Instagram. Looks like she had work done. Good for her. It’s important to feel good, just need to make sure you don’t cross the line and do too much.
ketzal7 t1_iur35wv wrote
I blame DeBlasio
ceestand t1_iur3fw9 wrote
/r/whoosh
Adventurous_Ad_2817 t1_iurckox wrote
Catastrophe is waiting to happen.
Loxodontox OP t1_iurd76j wrote
zoemaxpebble t1_iurilwb wrote
True, so true.
crowamonghens t1_iurw3tk wrote
Oh, if only this humor existed in Chicagoland
Vegetable-Judge t1_iurwbcl wrote
:( I’m getting spanked by the internets.
ceestand t1_iurwneb wrote
It happens to all of us. Embrace it as interaction with your fellow 'nets denizens.
YOUR-DEAR-MOTHER t1_iurwuk2 wrote
What because he’s Green?????
jukenaye t1_iurzrz8 wrote
Definitely made up. He eats them rarely.
jukenaye t1_iurzuj4 wrote
Projection 101.
Loxodontox OP t1_ius7mm8 wrote
What is typical Chicago craziness on a “native” scale? I’ve only had the opportunity to view it through a foreign aka NYC lens
Loxodontox OP t1_ius8erx wrote
It’s still up and going strong
SHOVIC23 t1_iusa7qv wrote
There's a difference between rarely and never, my good sir.
brixton75 t1_iusrts2 wrote
It's the promise to not eat my cat. If you were not planning on eating my cat. You would not bring it up
Vegetable-Judge t1_iut2miq wrote
Want to get some pizza? :)
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Oriin690 t1_iutcz1j wrote
Unlucky, they said it's rare
Romas_chicken t1_iuujaeg wrote
It’s the little things in life that make it fun
Osceana t1_iuv2tzh wrote
haha whoa dude........ you turned this shit into a whole damn therapy session wtf. Unless this is a copypasta (it should be either way haha).
TheBklynGuy t1_iuvxequ wrote
Nice to see the C.H.U.D have mellowed out.
(Not sure how many will get this reference right off the bat but here it is!)
Loxodontox OP t1_iv75fzp wrote
Yeah, they were cannibalistic but now eating cats instead!!
Loxodontox OP t1_iv75v2q wrote
Yes and New Yorkers often overlook this because we see this stuff daily. I’ve consciously tried to get out of that mindset. For instance, to me, seeing the Empire State Building for me was nothing. It was normal. Central Park. Plaza. Carnegie Hall. Statue of Liberty all were just normal and I have really tried getting away from seeing it that way
Romas_chicken t1_ivateb7 wrote
A good example is sports in the park.
Sometimes I’ll just sit in the park and watch a baseball game. Idk who they are, but it’s a free and go “red team”… This summer I watched cricket in Van Cortlandt park. No idea what was going on, so I talked to some of the guys (mostly south Asian), it was interesting. And of course there are always soccer matches to be had, and you probably walk past them all the time, but stopping a being a spectator is a surprising amount of fun
Samasher17 t1_iuosi82 wrote
Ha, where was this?