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Baron_Von_D t1_j6znzh8 wrote

It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

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Brraaap t1_j6zpnqu wrote

I tasted mustard

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Baron_Von_D t1_j6zsq38 wrote

yeah... Dijon mustard

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Raecino t1_j6zvr1f wrote

Obviously a trap

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Intelligent_Dead1 t1_j6zwlhh wrote

This is most certainly a trap . This reminds me of a tom and Jerry scheme lol

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electric_ranger t1_j71mquw wrote

Did you notice a box with a large stick? And perhaps a Wiley coyote?

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Raecino t1_j71mvox wrote

And a giant sign that says “Free Lunch” with an arrow pointing towards the sandwich.

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Letumc24 t1_j701rem wrote

All I can imagine is the sadness and hunger that the sandwich owner felt once the doors closed and they realized they forgot to pick it up after buying the fare. Or digging for the fare.

But why wasn't it wrapped? 😕

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phillybeardo t1_j718h8h wrote

My only explanation would be... they were at a catered event. But something that I've learned over time? Even if you can't wrap it up properly, a napkin, paper towel, or, another plate does just as good until you either finish the meal, or you get it home.

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Letumc24 t1_j71j1am wrote

Facts! Anything is better than.. open-air food transport 🤣🤣

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aenteus t1_j71lxxi wrote

On SEPTA

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Letumc24 t1_j71rihi wrote

The same underground Septa air that I was skeptical about breathing anyway without a mask wayyyyyy before rona

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djjsear t1_j6zzsch wrote

It's the siren of sandwiches. Its going to draw you closer to it the longer you look at it.

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Lazy-Clock7316 t1_j6zvkz6 wrote

OP, did you touch it? Did it smell good? Were you tempted to eat it? Why didn't you eat it?

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Melissajoanshart OP t1_j700l7a wrote

I wanted to touch, septa canceled any sammy smells, thoughts were had about it being in my mouth.

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Wuz314159 t1_j6zss53 wrote

Don't look the sandwich in the eye or it'll ask for money.

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Running1982 t1_j700a7w wrote

That looks like it’s from Pastrami and Things. They make great breakfast sandwiches too.

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owenhinton98 t1_j704u7j wrote

Throwback to working in an office in the 13th floor of septa (yes of course septa would be the employer to have a 13th floor), pastrami and things was always awesome to have in the basement

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bmotmfb t1_j702xw2 wrote

What the fuck

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cracker707 t1_j717s15 wrote

The rats are now setting traps for us.

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BackOnTheMap t1_j71i4ch wrote

Pick up sandwich. Anvil drops on head. Happens every time.

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the_hoagie t1_j71hfy8 wrote

So that's where I left that

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mundotaku t1_j70bu4h wrote

Nothing good happens on 13th and market dude.

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ageofadzz t1_j70jq6u wrote

Someone should call the bomb squad.

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KenzoWap t1_j71o5jw wrote

Damn that do look nice

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aenteus t1_j71m34s wrote

On SEPTA, sandwich eat you

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ReginaldStarfire t1_j74oyag wrote

IS IT HOT?

DOES IT LOOK GOOD?

ARE YOU PROUD TO SERVE IT?

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