Submitted by AutoModerator t3_zyzzoq in philadelphia
alittlemouth t1_j29chwz wrote
New idea to combat traffic cone savesies: Placing VERY offensive stickers on the cone/trash can/sawhorse.
Pros: That person looks like an absolute piece of shit with a cone with racist/homophobic stickers on it in front of their house.
Cons: You must be ultra stealth when you place the stickers, lest you look like an absolute piece of shit, too.
NotCandied t1_j2aew97 wrote
Those people would probably be more offended it you put BLM/pride stickers on their cones.
alittlemouth t1_j2afgel wrote
Now this is an idea with some teeth...
AKraiderfan t1_j29jzas wrote
or the pothole solution:
draw penises all over them
alittlemouth t1_j29kkp5 wrote
Penis-drawing takes more time than sticker-slapping, especially if you want it to look realistic, which obviously includes drawing the scrotum, too!
AKraiderfan t1_j29kvw9 wrote
pubes on the scrotums are the key.
ReginaldStarfire t1_j2c2sng wrote
#whodrewthedicks
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