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sandwichpepe OP t1_j4vn6mm wrote

Reply to comment by sandwichpepe in update on the animal scratching in my ceiling!!!!!!!!! by sandwichpepe

looks like they’re gonna leave the dead raccoon in a bag in my trash can in front of my house … wtf do i do with it???????? it’s another 5 days before trash people come and this shit stinks 😭😭😭

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medicated_in_PHL t1_j4vnzga wrote

You can take it to a sanitation convenience center.

Edit: however, that does require you putting it in your car.

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sandwichpepe OP t1_j4vr8ue wrote

i don’t have a car :( and lord i’m not about to kill an uber driver

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imanAholebutimfunny t1_j4w64u8 wrote

put it on a chair on the street as a means to save a parking space for someone. I have a feeling it will work really well.

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medicated_in_PHL t1_j4vu2rg wrote

Pour some lime (limestone powder, not the fruit) in there, and hope that we get a cold snap that keeps that corpse frozen until trash day.

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coffeeistheway t1_j4w1j2f wrote

Oh we are definitely not getting a cold snap this week. 😂

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bluewallsbrownbed t1_j4wj0hg wrote

This is the most Philly-landlord-solution I've ever heard. "Yo, just put the fuckin' thing out front, city'll take it."

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IKillZombies4Cash t1_j4vzng6 wrote

Tie that bag up air tight, put it in a second bag, and tie that one up air tight....and just ignore the thought of it all.

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air_derp t1_j4xt5xd wrote

Put in empty Amazon box...wait 30 minutes.

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tempmike t1_j4xvpxo wrote

Write "Dead Raccoon Do Not Eat" on the bag and leave it on the sidewalk till trashday

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beefox t1_j4wl8ie wrote

It'll be cold enough out just leave it in your can or whatever.

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