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BigShrimp10 t1_iuwah8a wrote
imgroxx t1_iuweweg wrote
I have beheld it.
Now what do I do?
dragonloverlord t1_iuwihl2 wrote
Put a pen in it...
cavaliereternally t1_iuwiqkt wrote
UNH! pineapple pen!
SamwellBarley t1_iuwl15h wrote
Put it on a pizza. That shit is delicious.
already_taken-chan t1_iuwme37 wrote
Spiritofhonour t1_iuwp3hp wrote
"Why does the pineapple have claws?"
"The better to eat you."
(Pineapple contains the enzyme bromelain. It breaks down proteins and it's an excellent meat tenderizer. It's also what makes your mouth tingle, burn and maybe even bleed. This is because bromelain is trying to break down the proteins in your mouth, so when you eat pineapple, it's pretty eating you back.)
pewpewshazaam t1_iuwquw8 wrote
Dude looks plenty photoshopped already..
striderwhite t1_iuwsegm wrote
You should use and app like background eraser... 😝
DerVerdammte OP t1_iuwsq00 wrote
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MagicaItux t1_iuwu2uw wrote
That's amazing. Which tools did you use?
DerVerdammte OP t1_iuww1ny wrote
That's awesome, man!
Sgt_Peppers_L_H_C_B t1_iuwwf84 wrote
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TheApathetic t1_iuwx8n2 wrote
Facetune even blurred around his nipple to make sure his skin is smoother than a baby's.
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WaywardTraveller t1_iux1jq6 wrote
Could you make our man here wink, or wiggle his ears, or flex his pecks or something? It's just coming across as a bit fake to me...
Edit: Sorry for forgetting to clarify this is nothing but a joke intended to add light to an absolutely fantastic job. Sheesh.
flashtone t1_iux2cnc wrote
thats so absurd, got a laugh out of me.
jomacamoe t1_iux2f2e wrote
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DuncanvBaas t1_iux3xnx wrote
you don’t think the flowing feathers are vage?
it’s photoshop. It’s art
MurdocAddams t1_iux3z8l wrote
Kinda made me hungry.
Coogcheese t1_iux401l wrote
LastGoldenFlower t1_iux4gc3 wrote
Ah! You unlocked such a memory!
WaywardTraveller t1_iux4nje wrote
You really truly are one of those that think I posted that seriously aren't you?
I'm having a really hard time comprehending how anyone could possibly take my comment as being serious.
DuncanvBaas t1_iux4unh wrote
my bad, just not the typical kinda satire you see on here 😅
WaywardTraveller t1_iux562v wrote
Lol it's not even satire, it's simply joshing around in good fun, how is that not obvious?
Anyways, thanks for at least accepting the explanation!
chris463646 t1_iux6zyr wrote
You sir have made my day, and for that I thank you
DerVerdammte OP t1_iux8219 wrote
Its so simple, but im rolling on the floor laughing
dribblesnshits t1_iux8m9k wrote
It's like a picture in from the Harry Potter series
dribblesnshits t1_iux8z0e wrote
This was honestly my first thought, man's puppeting that rainbow birb
Smoolz t1_iux9fgb wrote
The most dangerous food.
ScoobySnacks801 t1_iuxddf9 wrote
I’m Russian, I like long stories!
LastGoldenFlower t1_iuxfhzl wrote
Oh it's nothing crazy, but back when I was a child this was one of favourite movies ever! I cried and laughed so much about it back when if you wanted to watch a movie you had to be either lucky enough to find it in a rent store or waiting for it to be broadcasted again and maybe record it.
Sadly, I was still very young and couldn't remember the actual name (also it was different in my country) and if a recording ever existed, it got lost during the years, I'm so happy that I could find it again after almost twenty years!
FusRoaldDah1 t1_iuxfzfj wrote
Ecce Ananas
bretto2004 t1_iuxg5lo wrote
Please, somebody keep this going! I want to see a combination of the parrot holding the man, holding the pineapple... but the dude from the original "man holding pineapple" photoshop sensation needs to be in there somehow
Wish i had time for photoshop
ScoobySnacks801 t1_iuxgio0 wrote
Yeah dude it’s one of my favorite movies too! I think I’m gonna show it to my kids this weekend.
I say taco, they say taco! Taco taco taco!
Elan_Morin_Tedronaii t1_iuxi6uc wrote
I don't recall dropping acid this morning...
deal-with-it- t1_iuxjeul wrote
Macawlie Hawkie
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ferocious_coug t1_iuxm59g wrote
Why does the original image already look photoshopped
Isthismytrashaccount t1_iuxmp4a wrote
Or… photoshop?
jhugh t1_iuxq5uo wrote
Taste the Rainbow?
frozen-dessert t1_iuxqbc9 wrote
Somehow I laughed a lot! Thank you!
jhugh t1_iuxqfjh wrote
Switch sad Keanu for parrot.
MCGrunge t1_iuxre9m wrote
This is so subtle. It's perfect.
_AlreadyTaken_ t1_iuxtbpe wrote
And his face looks like it has been filtered. His skin is strangely devoid of any texture.
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sweptawayfromyou t1_iuxtt1a wrote
Bruh… I don’t even have photoshop and have had successful submissions in the sub!
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striderwhite t1_iuxwceq wrote
Of course, you don't Need Photoshop to make a decent photomontage. There are plenty of cheaper or even free alternatives.
striderwhite t1_iuxwhgd wrote
Lol, great job! 😂
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unripenedboyparts t1_iuy00g8 wrote
The perfect skin gives it away. He's obviously using a FILTER. 😡
Curazan t1_iuy12gj wrote
Those feathers moving is pure /r/Replications.
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MeepingSim t1_iuy3zz1 wrote
I always say "tastes like burning!" when I eat pineapple. It doesn't; it's a funny quote from The Simpsons and it makes my wife laugh.
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thecodingart t1_iuy8fae wrote
Hands down the winner
ubermeisters t1_iuybs6u wrote
the whole image has been heavily edited, which is against the rules here, but I'm guessing nobody cares. at a minimum, structure and lighting has been edited in an HDR process, and a smart surface filter of sorts has been applies as well, he looks literally brand new from the factory, not a hint of weathering/wear on his skin at all. even his nipples are pristine. it looks fucking awful...
Almost_Ascended t1_iuybzmx wrote
I was told that a maid costume is involved.
klask_ma t1_iuyczrr wrote
Best one so far😂
LurkerPatrol t1_iuyi602 wrote
I have a pen. I have a Apple.
ubermeisters t1_iuyje2k wrote
Fixed the picture. Thinking it may be an AI generated image even because of how terrible the skin effect looked in the original. This wasn't a small task on my end, can't believe i just spent that much time reversing how bad this looked. i used 3d character model textures desaturated as hard light layers.
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DerVerdammte OP t1_iuyldae wrote
Wow, this is really impressive! Its like backwards blurring. Love it!
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whowherenow t1_iuymk1h wrote
Today I learned about using /s at the end of a sarcastic comment or joke. It helps the fellow redditors understand you aren’t serious.
PropogandaLens t1_iuypgh6 wrote
People are very critical so a unironic comment like yours is not uncommon
shungalover t1_iuyqhdw wrote
mmaster23 t1_iuyrw4x wrote
He looks like he's about to tell us about today's sponsor FFFREESSSHHHHBOOOOOOKKKSSSSS.
Salt-Fisherman8625 t1_iuyu42f wrote
You mean hands in the winner
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poesephdubk t1_iuywvgf wrote
Omg you skinned him 😳
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R4NG00NIES t1_iuyxogh wrote
This is an AI generated image
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mattrixd t1_iuzn071 wrote
Holy fuck that caught me off guard 😂
SwissCheeseSecurity t1_iuznnea wrote
Ok, that’s great. Loved those commercials and love this.
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mylo_is_mellow_88 t1_iv01nwi wrote
UHN! Apple pen!
DemonBoyfriend t1_iv068ha wrote
leedsylfc t1_iv07lgu wrote
He looks like a created manager/regen player off football manager
Sea-Sea-3761 t1_iv0a860 wrote
How the turns have tabled...
ax_colleen t1_iv0a8eh wrote
This was my thought as well. I don't have proof it's AI though. I don't think so because of the hand.
Elleguabi t1_iv0afxr wrote
Some Big Trouble in Little China magic
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hotdiggydog t1_iv0bnpz wrote
I kinda wish you'd added some hair on his nipples too, it looks like really weird to me how it's suddenly hairless. I dunno what that says about me
critic2029 t1_iv0fljf wrote
I saw this movie for the first time when I was 20 and I sobbed like a baby.
LastGoldenFlower t1_iv0g4ni wrote
The scene where they clip his wings? I'm still crying thinking about it. And when later he realizes that he can fly again and goes back to his friend? My heart is melting, I can't-
WaywardTraveller t1_iv0ggfy wrote
Just FYI, that is for indicating sarcasm, of which my comment was completely lacking.
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dragonloverlord t1_iv1v48c wrote
Only once a day and pointy end first also don't be cheaping out now...
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PS. Little Nicky for the win.
LurkerPatrol t1_iv22rjc wrote
Apple pen. Pineapple pen
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