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Gufnork t1_ja6r3au wrote
No, you're not allowed to not dispose a pet there. So you need to bring one every time and leave it there.
DryEyes4096 t1_ja70jy6 wrote
I can't believe I didn't figure that out. I figured it had to have been photoshopped.
Devlos00 t1_ja878k7 wrote
Now I see why we have so many problem and can’t have nice things. Imagine this “confusion” carried out by the majority of people whenever they feel it is convenient. And then lawyers and judges that would argue about the definition or meaning. All while it’s pretty clear that they don’t want you to bring pets that would be able to soil the soil.
bluebirdgm t1_jaaa2op wrote
Ah, there was scraping off involved. Hence the “THAIIK YOU” at the end.
SnooDoubts5781 t1_jac94cu wrote
So no nut busting?
barbackmtn t1_ja63ajp wrote
I’m asking for a blowjob from my wife on the turf.
ralf1 t1_ja6ci7g wrote
'you have to swallow, it's the law'
gergobergo69 t1_jac7sg3 wrote
"stop or I'll shoot"
DS4KC t1_ja7nw5y wrote
I too will have a blowjob from this guy's wife on the turf
phlebonaut t1_ja64867 wrote
I guess motor oil is ok
the_colonelclink t1_ja6s563 wrote
Perfect. I’ve also got a barrel of bleach I don’t need anymore, too.
Kochabb t1_ja78btt wrote
The CEO of Norfolk Southern has entered the chat.
SaaS_Slingin_Slasher t1_jaat0qy wrote
Also refrigerators.
MikeRowPhone t1_ja68wqi wrote
“Athetic tape”? More like “pathetic tape”, amirite?
IgotCHUbits t1_ja6apac wrote
Boooooooooooo!!!!!!! Hissssssssssssssss….
Dexecutioner71 t1_ja91kp6 wrote
I don't think the drinks prefer to be called "colored" these days.
Geek_King t1_ja6km8w wrote
My admiration for who ever scratched off part of the G in Gum.
backyardbbqboi t1_ja6cycf wrote
Castle Rock....
COOL42ALEX t1_ja84bh3 wrote
They better get out of town while they can
Capnmolasses t1_ja862xw wrote
I hear ’Salems Lot is safe.
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wish1977 t1_ja8easq wrote
I think they meant chewing cum.
rrickitickitavi t1_ja68p2t wrote
I don't know, but i really want to go through that gate.
japernicus t1_ja63v2p wrote
I’m smoking and Cumming. That will probably cause spitting. And why can’t coloured people bring drinks?
Sethmeisterg t1_ja6jpb6 wrote
Totally photoshopped the gum
ginga_bread42 t1_ja6psaw wrote
I don't think it's photoshop. Looks more like someone just picked off the vinyl. You can see the wear on that sign, it's probably old.
the_colonelclink t1_ja6s6gi wrote
Probably giggling the whole time too. As if was the funniest thing in the world.
DS4KC t1_ja7nznd wrote
Well, to be fair.....
fecity99 t1_ja7krbj wrote
Looks like they took some of the F from the food while they were there
outspokenguy t1_ja7utlk wrote
"Athetic" tape?
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Terrebonniandadlife t1_ja6airc wrote
Maybe they had a cucumber issue but the letters fell off
capitali t1_ja6epun wrote
Really gums up the works.
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wildride40 t1_ja7h1xl wrote
Now I wanna know what cum does to turf..
Buck_Thorn t1_ja7z1af wrote
In case anybody wants to ask them about their sign: https://www.crgov.com/1673/Parks-Recreation
AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja85e09 wrote
Check out the pagoda at the park.
Pa go Dahhhhh!
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George_H_W_Kush t1_ja8l8y3 wrote
On metra trains in Chicago on the upper deck they have little sticker signs discouraging people from putting their feet up on the ledge or railings that say “PLEASE KEEP FEET ON FLOOR” when I was a teenager it was common to find these scratched away to “PLEASE P EE ON FLOOR”
Orkleth t1_ja8wahi wrote
I imagine the turf itself should be a deterrent enough to people wanting to fuck on it. It's like sex on the beach, seems like a good idea but it'll mess up your skin and you'll still find bits of rubber weeks later.
UbermachoGuy t1_ja90mtc wrote
i hate it with i get cum on my turf.
parks387 t1_ja93n95 wrote
I remember this one night Angel Skinards and I completed the whole list, swear to gods we did.
Orcacub t1_ja95c5k wrote
50 yard line gettin, crunchy.
pablomoney t1_ja96yza wrote
The comedic genius that changed gum to read cum should be celebrated.
outsidepointofvi3w t1_ja98nof wrote
At first I thought it said "Athletic rape" 🤯???
amaroq74 t1_ja992i8 wrote
Missed opportunity to change the I to the U in Drinks.
FlowerComfortable889 t1_jaa8ag4 wrote
It needs the p taken off from play so they can wish everybody a safe lay. If they are practicing safe sex, then the cum should all be contained instead of getting all over the turf
NotOnPoint t1_jabs1ho wrote
Just when I was about to scatter cum covered fireworks all over the turf I'm cock blocked by a sign... fuck you Castle Rock.
NaturalTumbleweed142 t1_jac1192 wrote
That's a very specific list...cum is unacceptable but you get the green light for faeces, urine, vomit and blood?
WTF???
ThreeLegCoyote t1_jach6bn wrote
Oh hey, I'm going to that park tomorrow. Will confirm.
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player12391 t1_ja705xx wrote
Cum
theflyingscroll t1_ja7wd31 wrote
The colored drink turf is that way 👉🏻
cfdeveloper t1_ja8o3kk wrote
good. I want some Colt 45
theflyingscroll t1_ja8tzgj wrote
Save me some.
OpinionsALAH t1_ja6kz5u wrote
By listing "colored drinks" is this intended to be a racial thing?
FunnyNameHere02 t1_ja8s0ui wrote
No, it literally refers to drinks that can stain the turf.
Jacquazar t1_ja8ss5o wrote
I was gonna make a joke insinuating this but you made it lame.
IntoTheMystic1 t1_ja637bu wrote
Ohh, it was gum
Also: Do not dispose of "no pets"? So do dispose of your pets on the turf?