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tomassino t1_iy3afu1 wrote
Sophia wasn't mesmerized, she was drilling her soul.
Smitty8054 t1_iy3nu17 wrote
And it is wasn’t like Sophia wasn’t packin sweater puppies either.
Jane just had sweater pit bulls.
ccoady t1_iy4pduh wrote
Smitty, those are sweater maSTIFFs.
Smitty8054 t1_iy4xpye wrote
Well played lol.
jaa101 t1_iy2g9ey wrote
Both photos were taken in the same year so it's hard to find out which was taken first.
Pollux95630 t1_iy2dplf wrote
Mariska Hargitay’s mom, who was in the backseat of the car that fateful night. The reason there is a bar hanging off the back of every box and semi truck.
MrdrOfCrws t1_iy2gg8t wrote
Yeah, if you aren't a scientist or researcher, generally speaking you probably don't want things named after you. Just ask Lou Gehrig.
jayperr t1_iy3qm5s wrote
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
MrdrOfCrws t1_iy3qr5y wrote
Stinkfinger83 t1_iy42afn wrote
You gonna make that same stupid joke every time that comes up
jayperr t1_iy4bggy wrote
Sorry. Everythings just so fuckin morbid.
lexxatron84 t1_iy3t54j wrote
I learned about this from Too Wong Foo of all places.
bc90266 t1_iy2f60n wrote
Get a good look, Costanza?
Bubbykitten t1_iy2k8mk wrote
You want a Christmas card? Here’s your freaking Christmas card!
InitialNeck9 t1_iy3nocw wrote
Its not so much the looking as the listening
Squeaky-Bed t1_iy2cxgx wrote
She is totally not looking at her boobs.
im_a_dick_head t1_iy2epzm wrote
Looks like she's staring at the necklace actually
flibz-the-destroyer t1_iy2izdd wrote
Me too
Upset-Phone1317 t1_iy2rwzx wrote
No you dont no male can resist dem boobies
flibz-the-destroyer t1_iy2wfhb wrote
What boobies?
Veteran_Brewer t1_iy30dsp wrote
They were roommates!
voitlander t1_iy2dfok wrote
Jayne Mansfield was only 5'4". The other woman is only 5'!
samfht t1_iy2f5nj wrote
Cleavage is like looking at the sun, you do not stare at it.
You get a sense of it and you look away.
MiniRipperton t1_iy2fctl wrote
You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.
19930627 t1_iy2h2o4 wrote
Norm MacDonald?
MiniRipperton t1_iy2h44m wrote
No his were average size
NAGDABBITALL t1_iy2lo6o wrote
This one is much more iconic...Sophia Loren...
https://groovyhistory.com/the-juicy-story-behind-the-infamous-sophia-loren-jayne-mansfield-photo
Ain't no necklace...
magnitudearhole t1_iy3dbqq wrote
Yeah well this is like her entire tit
Civilengman t1_iy5csja wrote
Yes this one has a good backstory and really speaks for itself.
aknabi t1_iy2od6y wrote
They’re real and they’re spectacular
isecore t1_iy30k3t wrote
I've never seen a photo of Jayne Mansfield and any other person where the other person isn't ogling her boobs.
Notorious_Junk t1_iy3xppp wrote
"They look pretty good. Are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pbbbbt. You motorboating son of a bitch. You old sailor, you."
MarkBenec t1_iy4h2q5 wrote
Wedding Crashers quote deserves a like.
riffinhanne11 t1_iy2dz3o wrote
The shade is reeeeeeal lol
FireWireBestWire t1_iy2ypc6 wrote
r/breastenvy
Skellephant t1_iy2ql1w wrote
Nobody doesn't like tits.
Unun_Pentium t1_iy2d5el wrote
Look at them…just look at them!!
No-Orange5292 t1_iy2jumx wrote
She was in a league of her own!
Several_Rip4185 t1_iy2x44j wrote
Take a picture, Miss Hollywood - it’ll last longer!
[deleted] t1_iy2tcse wrote
That’s a nice necklace 👀
Mr_Carpenter t1_iy3n22b wrote
If you want a good Jane Mansfield chuckle check out her and Mickey Rooney on stage together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3yX0Or-gBY
saratoga19 t1_iy40h0x wrote
Jayne was twice the beauty Monroe was
cwg1983 t1_iy4dwoe wrote
Jealousy, another great human trait. And then silicone and botox were born…. Desire, the driving force of humans.
Pingaring t1_iy4e79w wrote
Mansfield bars are named after her
Civilengman t1_iy58aip wrote
You know that’s gotta be intimidating.
Saltwater73 t1_iy5ewf1 wrote
She is very clearly not looking at Mansfield's breasts.
beohbe t1_iy5mgj8 wrote
The Hollywood Hills can’t compete.
ziggittyzig t1_iy37kwb wrote
Omg are those her real, natural.... eyebrows? I can never stop looking at "blondes" with eyebrows darker than mine.
beenburnedbutable t1_iy33312 wrote
Meow!
Dry-Parfait-5629 t1_iy52fib wrote
AH, 2004 is leaking
Spankywzl t1_iy2dwki wrote
Not the first woman to be mesmerized by Jayne's ample bosom.