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cmyk412 t1_je2oa02 wrote

Only legit if it’s made in a huge crock pot from the VFW.

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OutrageForSale t1_je2s45e wrote

I was surprised the pan option was so highly upvoted. Crockpot with some tongs sitting on top of a dozen paper towels.

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orangevega t1_je2vkgu wrote

Can there be a guy in fireman pants with the suspenders with male pattern baldness with a cigarette in his mouth that's burning down very close to the filter stirring the ham with the tongs?

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cmyk412 t1_je2yr6u wrote

Completely required. Bonus points if he keeps yelling at his grandkids across the room to “git dahn offa dat”

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1stCaptainSkrall t1_je3oy9v wrote

Bonus points: he lists every single town within 20 miles that used to have an Isaly's deli in it

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chazbe t1_je2zov7 wrote

Oh my heavens, I used to be the guy in the bunker pants with the cigarette handling the tongue duty. Oh, that cracks me up.

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