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1stCaptainSkrall t1_je3phlb wrote
Reply to comment by A_lunch_lady in Is bbq chipped chopped ham a thing? My grandma says it is. Where in the city can I find this so I can satisfy ol’ grandma? by IMicrowaveSteak
We just got done with a sale at my store, $2.99 a pound. Everything since last Wednesday has been coated in a thin veneer of grease and I've found pieces of the ham stuck in the grooves of my sneakers every day after work. People came and ordered anywhere from 2 pounds to some lunatic who ordered 14 pounds. I think today alone I chipped almost 40 pounds.
If that sale comes around again I'm going to work in the bakery or something for a week
1stCaptainSkrall t1_je3oy9v wrote
Reply to comment by cmyk412 in Is bbq chipped chopped ham a thing? My grandma says it is. Where in the city can I find this so I can satisfy ol’ grandma? by IMicrowaveSteak
Bonus points: he lists every single town within 20 miles that used to have an Isaly's deli in it
1stCaptainSkrall t1_je3opa6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Is bbq chipped chopped ham a thing? My grandma says it is. Where in the city can I find this so I can satisfy ol’ grandma? by IMicrowaveSteak
I work at a deli. Some psychopaths order it sliced. Yes, it looks unappetizing like that
1stCaptainSkrall t1_j6naqzn wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Favorite places to eat sandwiches and talk about current events like old men in the city? Am not actually an old man, but want to live the lifestyle by wormfingers-
No no, that's not the same. Nobody in Sheetz talks, they just sit there and watch YouTube videos without headphones until it's time to leave
1stCaptainSkrall t1_j6grno5 wrote
Reply to I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
I dislike how funny and accurate a god damn robot can be about my city
1stCaptainSkrall t1_j5gyr6p wrote
1stCaptainSkrall t1_j5gy8h9 wrote
Reply to comment by Ralph_the_Dude in If only.. by metracta
Nah they aren't called that anymore. I don't know what they changed the name to, though. It'll be memory holed like how Heinz Field is still Heinz Field
1stCaptainSkrall t1_j2cdg0t wrote
Reply to comment by jshamwow in What are some of your favorite things about living in Pittsburgh? by Sayakakunze
I actually tend to like the hometown pride. Generations of people staying here because it's where they grew up and want their kids to do the same. You walk in the deli, you chitchat with someone and they knew your dad or your grandma. You know your neighbors because you care about your town. You open small businesses to fill a void or to help out. It's not something I ever want to give up, and I'd never name it a con
1stCaptainSkrall t1_j2c4nfo wrote
Reply to comment by imouttahereta in It is 65 degrees by MaryOutside
Yeah, it is worrying. It's supposed to be cold in December, not fucking springtime. I saw a motorcycle on the road to work today and I nearly forgot Christmas was last week. This shit isn't right.
1stCaptainSkrall t1_j2bqghp wrote
Reply to It is 65 degrees by MaryOutside
Too warm for end of December. This shit sucks
1stCaptainSkrall t1_j28q0up wrote
You know what sucks? Now I have my official boomer Yinzer line. "Back when Heinz Field was still Heinz Field and not Acupuncture Stadium"
1stCaptainSkrall t1_j1wr022 wrote
The writing for this has been on the wall for a long time. Seems like every year some small insurance company is swallowed by UPMC or Highmark. Then the ones they can't buy go under because they can't compete with the rates offered by the other two.
You watch, in another 10 years they'll carve out small kingdoms of exclusive insurance in the same way the ISP's did with their service areas. "Oh you want to go to this hospital? Too bad, its in Blue Team's network, and you're Red. Drive 45-60 minutes to the nearest Blue Team hospital."
1stCaptainSkrall t1_ivgv3vs wrote
Reply to Fetterman predicts early Republican lead in vote counting due to changes by GOP lawmakers | The Hill by oldschoolskater
I cannot wait until the election is over and I can stop hearing about this
1stCaptainSkrall t1_itz6zgl wrote
Reply to Monroeville Kings is closed by CommonTruck
I'm afraid for the Leechburg one. All the other locations are closing, that's the only one that's remotely close to me
1stCaptainSkrall t1_isqp2t1 wrote
Used to date a girl from Brownsville, it's a super cozy little place
1stCaptainSkrall t1_je5pquj wrote
Reply to comment by FunyunInspector in Is bbq chipped chopped ham a thing? My grandma says it is. Where in the city can I find this so I can satisfy ol’ grandma? by IMicrowaveSteak
There's people that swear it's better sliced. Honestly I'm ashamed these people's vote counts as much as mine, because I cannot possibly fathom being so confidently wrong
And every time I ask why they get it sliced, they always say it was their parents who got them on that when they were kids. I don't know why anyone would make choosing the worst possible way to eat grease meat a lineage.