Submitted by Delicious-Newt-5674 t3_101d2of in pittsburgh
Enjoy!
Submitted by Delicious-Newt-5674 t3_101d2of in pittsburgh
Enjoy!
Fuckin incredible!
What about the Van Buren Boys?
Salt shakers required!
Hell yeah me and the barbershop boys no longer have to go on the lam when the fuzz comes knocking at the social club see
Yea see beats having to break a pop bottle see
Finally I can legally take this finely tuned killing machine out of my house
This is gonna sound dumb, but is the single thing that made that knife illegal the button that released the blade?
Because I've got a workbox full of these things, so I'm really not sure what the excitement is about.
It’s the spring loaded “assisted” opening. A button with gravity opening was fine before but the spring makes it deadly
So the Milwaukee Fastback knife that I've been using for years has been illegal? It's got a tiny lever on the side and moving it slightly makes the blade spring open.
Technically those are assisted, but a judge could still have convicted you of having a prohibited offensive weapon, especially if he was having a bad day. Thats why this ruling is so important.
Is it, though?
The one I'm looking at, right now, was purchased from a Home Depot within this decade. Right from the rack, not in an alley.
I'm super happy for everyone who can breathe a sigh of relief, I guess, but this is kinda like learning that your favorite font now has a sans serif variant.
Thats the thing, just cause you bought it legally doesn't mean its legal. If you got pulled over or stopped by police for some reason (even if you're not doing anything wrong) and they found it you could have been charged with possession of an offensive weapon under pa title 18 section 908. Why? Just cause it opened with a spring. Which is why the ACLU supported the bill, because prosecutors were unfairly charging people for having a knife that they used for work.
This guy isn't the greatest example because he was passed out at the wheel but he was charged with possession of a prohibited weapon for a knife he bought at Walmart and wasn't even full automatic. I stumbled across it a while back when I was looking into an auto knife
Don’t tell me Garamond has been stepping out on me! Never!
That itchy rash you have under your armpit is because you won't admit that you love a good Papyrus sign on the living room wall.
(shivers)
Sans serif is good for reducing eye fatigue on screens! So I assume you mean this is awesome and important.
You’re obviously looking to be right but…
This was the old definition of offensive weapons so yes.
"Offensive weapons." Any bomb, grenade, machine gun, sawed-off shotgun with a barrel less than 18 inches, firearm specially made or specially adapted for concealment or silent discharge, any blackjack, sandbag, metal knuckles, dagger, knife, razor or cutting instrument, the blade of which is exposed in an automatic way by switch, push-button, spring mechanism, or otherwise, any stun gun, stun baton, taser or other electronic or electric weapon or other implement for the infliction of serious bodily injury which serves no common lawful purpose.
Lmfao I love the dessert warriors
You're the first person to say "autoknives" on the entire internet haha, had no idea what you meant until the other comments (the brand name isn't coming up I guess since the website styles it as "Auto Knives")
Wooo! #1!!
Why not say switchblade?
Not sure how I feel about this.
Switchbalde is actually a slang term made up by news outlets in the 50s to spread the fear that go them banned in the first place
Uh huh.
Look up the history of "the toy that kills" it was ghost written for the senator Harry Truman.
Doesn’t stop knife shops from saying auto knives (aka switchblades) for sale or switchblades/auto knives for sale.
People will use the term they knew or grew up with, the term they used themselves for the knives they own/owned, or whatever term sells the most knives.
Most places around here don't stock them though, cause why drop $$$ on something you can't even carry?
Great! My rumba needed one of these.
I can wear my benchmade? Woot woot!
Infidel?
CLA, although I was close to pulling the trigger on a used infidel a few years back, the tip was broken so I turned it down. My CLA has been going strong for about 10 years now. It's my EDC when in the backcountry, but I lived in NYC for a decade so it was mostly in my dresser drawer. Now I'm in PA and can carry legally!
I just looked those up, I like them!
Get ready for all the pearl-clutching news bits
"People shouldn't be allowed to own those dangerous weapons!!" -- some lady who has a 9mm in her purse.
That's assuming they even know what an automatic knife is
It's any knife that stabs multiple times with one stabbing motion, right?
Yes 1 pull off the trigger automatically stabs 4 innocent bystanders
I mean, the convenience alone...
This is America, they're gonna hear the word "automatic" and think its super dangerous.
Lol someone's already downvoting me
Lol welcome to reddit, probably some weirdo whos scared of anything and everything.
Naw, just a normal person watching a bunch of weirdos getting hardons over a knife
Don't you kinkshame me.
If it’s normal to put people down simply because we have different interests, I’d rather be a weirdo.
Aww, I would have thought switchblade “enthusiasts” would have thick skin, my bad
Seems like you’re having a bad day so I’ll leave you to it. Feel better!
Much better now, thank you!
Glad to hear it.
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Hilarious, creepy af, but hilarious
I mean your defense for switchblades included some dumb strawman of some lady with a gun in her purse. Eat shit
Lol what the fuck you so mad about?
Was there something unclear about my post? I think you're a dumbass, and I explained why in the post above. Any specific questions or are you going to point and sputter?
No im going to do what any sane person would do, ignore you.
sounds good
here's a pro tip for next time: if your defense of your switchblade auto-toys is dependent on shitting on guns or people that carry them, maybe leave the talking to someone with above room temperature IQ.
It seems like I hit a soft spot i apologize if I've offended you. You seem to really care about guns
You're unintelligent and a useless piece of shit with a bad attitude.
Yeah, if I made a stupid thread about some gun bill that passed, and then in the comments I made an argument saying:
"OH GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE DOING THIS!"
- some karen with a switchblade in her purse
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You would probably think this is stupid, because it is.
Hey man its ok, I like guns too. You don't need to get upset, were all friends here.
nah man, you're a fucking idiot, I'm good.
You seem upset, something on your mind champ?
do you have reading comprehension issues, or do you just have a habit of asking stupid questions about things that have been answered in an attempt to be condescending?
No one's being condescending, are these simple questions making you feel uncomfortable?
Anybody have any good recommendations?
I like grind works and and AKC for lower end. Cobra tec is also really good. If you wanna get crazy though they get pricey quick
Do you mean AKC?
Yes my bad lol
I have an OTF that has been patiently waiting for the day I can put it in my pocket and walk out the door.
Today is your day my man
No no no, it’s OUR day, bud
Oh yes it is!
That’s always been such a weird law to me. Like, you want to carry a gun? No problem. Want to carry a fixed blade knife? Have at it. Want to carry a spring assisted knife that easily pops open one handed? We got you fam! Want to carry a knife that’s spring assisted, pops open with one hand, but uses a button? That’s a big time felony bud! It never made sense that they were illegal, but now that they are, and have been for decades, it doesn’t make much sense that they’ve repealed the law. I mean, I’m ok with it, I’m not taking a stance, it’s just an odd choice of law to change.
It really is, I think alot had to do with the rep being from Bradford pa where case knives is
Hadn’t thought of that. I’m not much of a knife guy, but I don’t remember case making autos. Just grandpa style folders and fixed blades.
Im somewhat of a knife nerd lol, and you're not far off on that. However I feel like they're going to start that soon
Any recommendation on where to buy one in-person?
I had one a long time ago that was an impulse-buy item at the checkout at a Dunham's, but it was like $2 so it broke in under a month.
Had one preordered from Keystone Shooting Center. Should be in today!
Honestly im not sure, I feel like it'll be awhile before theyre in stock anywhere. I know Midwest shooting center had some cobratec and microtech a long time ago but I dont know anymore.
Utopia achieved! Finally the legislators are doing gods work.
Soooo are gravity knives legal now too?
Gravity knives being illegal is every bit as dumb as automatic knives being so
It removed any mention of cutting instruments so I believe so.
There are a couple of nice gravity knives, but I'd want to be sure. I wouldn't want some random shit to happen and then I catch a felony, you know?
Oh I get it, but I think that they're legal now. I'd Google it, but then again I've seen some wrong shit on there lately
My cousin has been waiting for this day his entire life.
I honestly have to, I remember watching the God father and saying "that knife is so cool" then being crushed that ill never be able to own one lol
Why would we bother to allow this?just seems to be valueless to me
Probably cause the guy who submitted it is from Bradford where case knives is. However it passed pretty much unanimously.
Because the law also made it illegal to sell or repair these knives. Which meant businesses had to leave PA or not be able to compete in that market.
Also we can carry guns. Banning a certain type of knife from being carried is stupid.
Because the switchblade distinction was arbitrary and ridiculous. There are a ton of folding knives made today that one can open with just a flick of a thumb or finger. Those knives open every bit as quickly as any automatic knife, and yet were not illegal.
The old law also made no distinction for knives that were clearly used for legitimate purposes. My mother was a career HS teacher who travelled to Italy a few times. On one of her trips she brought home a switchblade; the blade was an inch and a half long. Mom kept it in her purse and used it to cut the fruit she brought for her lunch. Should she have been charged? That's ridiculous
My mother was not going to throw down a la the Sharks and the Jets with other teachers in the parking lot.
We call them switchblades around these parts
Never knew about this distinction! But something is in the air for me — I just read that batons would get you in trouble, you were better off with a bat or a flashlight. (I was looking up side batons or tonfa, thinking maybe I need something in the house just in case.)
Oh yeah, cops really fucked people over for it. But if you're going for in home and melee, id go for either a Gladius, or hammer.
Thanks! (Down the rabbit hole I go …)
The batons that really will get you in trouble are the telescoping variety. I don't think anybody would bat an eye at an old fashioned billy club. Or get an old school Maglite with the 4 D cell battery capability. Dual purpose and completely legal.
How will this affect sales of switchblade hair combs at local flea-matkets?
Hopefully sales will skyrocket
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Wake me up when 2 unmarried people with 1 kid each from a previous relationship living together, owning 6 cats, and carrying groceries home in plastic bags are legal, too.
Yeah make marriage mandatory
Marriage WOULD technically be mandatory under the current law preventing more than 3 unrelated people from living together if parents had more than 1 kid from previous relationships. Pittsburgh's zoning ordinance's definition of "family" should be changed so unmarried, unrelated people CAN live together.
I agree it's a stupid law, but there's literally 0 enforcement of it. There's a bunch of dumb laws still on the books that aren't ever enforced.
Ask a minority that's been evicted on this basis if it's ever been enforced, because yes it most certainly has, especially when a shitty landlord can't figure out another way to get someone kicked out.
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Cool! Now I can properly defend myself against those pesky Sharks, if the alley is too narrow for a dance-off.