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Starportalskye t1_iz5csq5 wrote

Nooooooooooooooo. The only Twin Peaks I’m interested in is the one that David Lynch directed

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Citizenchimp t1_iz5l73x wrote

First time I ever heard of or saw one of these was in Oklahoma City on a nonstop LA to Springfield drive. My co-pilot and I were delirious from the all-night drive and were looking for somewhere decent to stop for breakfast that wasn’t fast-food. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me when I saw a sign for a Twin Peaks themed diner in the middle of fucking Oklahoma! Too cool! All of a sudden I was ravenous for hot black coffee and cherry pie. I couldn’t wait to be surrounded by red velvet curtains and cryptic menu items; all while jiving to hypnotic acid jazz music. We pulled in, and as soon as we stepped through the door, I got the joke. Felt pretty silly. The coffee wasn’t bad, and our server was nice in the way she said we weren’t the usual clientele she was used to.

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Starportalskye t1_iz668e6 wrote

Wouldn’t that have been a dream?! Lmao all I want is the diner or a black jack themed jazz diner covered in velvet (cryptic menu items necessary).

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voxelbuffer t1_iz5ty4l wrote

Damn I was getting really excited for an actual Twin Peaks style thing, I also didn't realize what the joke was until I read the report and it mentioned crop tops. That's too bad.

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MartonianJ t1_iz65gi4 wrote

And that one was… not good

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Starportalskye t1_iz66jx5 wrote

The other thing is.. I get the pun but how are they gonna name a racy restaurant after a fictional place where the hidden crime was sex trafficking lmao

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