Submitted by chrisdh79 t3_yfnmh0 in technology
Reply to comment by botfiddler in Gambling, Sex, and Red Pills: The Worst Ads We've Seen in Apple's App Store (so Far) | Apple's new App Store ads are less than three days old, but if ads for gambling, dating, and right-wing videos are any indication, it could be going better. by chrisdh79
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Ok, I agree with you, but looser is phonetic. It should be "losers". Hats off to using "their" right.
Everyone, listen up, this guy on reddit fucks!
Even your parents managed to, it's really a low bar to reach. Which you would easily figure it out with a bit of self work instead of blaming women for being unable to fuck models despite your shit crust in your underwear.
You have a truly vast reservoir of made up shit to blast people with, just don't forget to let everyone know that you, in fact have sex
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^(which inevitably is just yet another made up shit)
Yeah. People having sex is totally made up. Those 8 billions of us just popped out of thin air.
Go take a shower, learn to wipe your ass and learn that people don't owe you sex. That should get you a long way already. Worked pretty efficiently for humankind so far.
No fella, not people. Just you. I sincerely hope you are just a satire account, because there's no helping you otherwise.
Yeah, a satire account mentioning having had sex in the past. On Reddit. Where half the subs are for porn. Suuuure mate.
There are probably millions of people fucking right now just out of cheer numbers of people. The fact that you will never be one of them is on you, not on people's ability to have sex. Don't project your pathetic red pilled worthlessness on the rest of us.
The amount of projection is blinding, dude
How much of a looser do you have to be think that someone claiming having occasional sex is unbelievable is kinda amazing, really. It's not quite claiming to be a Chad fucking anything that moves. It's really just an adult mentioning a rather average amount of sex.
If that's so unbelievable to you, good thing that your red pill keeps you out of the gene pool.
Surely you realize that bragging you got laid once in your life makes you sound even more of a buffoon?
That, and your overall attitude combined, and I'm 100% certain the closest you smelled to pussyjuice was some OnlyFans girl's bathwater.
Breaking news: virgin gets triggered when someone mentions sex in vicinity, takes it personally. More at 11
Breaking news: baseless assumptions made by terminally online lunatics, who make up people in their head based on zero information
Imagine defending the guy who out of nowhere flaunts they had sex trying to add credibility that everyone else is a virgin, and acting like it's the act of sex I'm hung up on, and not the weird bragging
1 clown was enough, we didn't need the entire circus to join
Nice essay, you really are taking it personally lmao.
Dude: Makes personal insults
Also dude: wHy ARe yOu TaKinG iT PeRsoNalLy
I made no insults, unless you consider "virgin" an insult.
Now why would that be...
Yeah, you totally meant it as a compliment
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Fuck off. I don't consider it insulting, but it doesn't change how you used it.
More of a neutral observation, you're the one assigning negativity to it. Hmm
Yeah, I'm sure if you read the parent comments, you'll find ways to assign "neutral" or even positive connotations to being called redpill, "looser" ^(lmao), among other things like not knowing how to take a shower/wipe your ass, etc.
My guy, if you are going to defend someone like that, at least wear your heart on your sleeve.
Who am I defending? You're making some very big leaps in logic to keep trying to play the victim.
I just made a lame breaking news joke and it sent you off the rails, maybe take a break from Reddit.
More assumptions. Not that you'd care about reality, but I'm as calm as ever. Wordy, sure, but upset? Bothered perhaps that this kind of behavior is what's rewarded.
Probably should learn to control your emotions better,might help with getting laid.
Careful, your fangs are peeking
Still assigning negativity to every little thing, it's a pretty unappealing trait. Makes talking with you difficult. The ladies don't like that.
What do you mean, it was totally a compliment on your nice teeth
Tsk tsk, your own negativity is showing
It's odd that your only perceptions of any given responses are ' insult' or 'compliment'. Normal conversation is a bit more nuanced than that.
Such a shame then, that this didn't even start out like a normal conversation.
That's kinda sad then, because I've had plenty of friendly conversations that start out with playful jabs, yet you seem to think it was a serious attack on your character.
A precedent was set, you cannot really blame me for thinking you are just picking up the other guy's mantle when your "neutral" remark was the exact same used insultingly minutes prior
I'm seriously pretty hard to offend, but just because I'm not taking something personally, the intent from the other side is still often there
I have not used a single insult towards you this entire time, at a certain point the onus is on you to realize you aren't being verbally attacked.
...or, that's what you want me to think
I'm onto you, scoundrel! ಠ_ಠ
Rats! You've discovered my ruse after all my hard work!
Fr tho I think you gotta chill a bit on here. That other guy was baiting you hard and Redditors love that shit and will happily fuel the fire with votes. Ain't nobody actually cares how many times you or they have had sex.
Jokes on you, I have sex. Every day. Multiple times. I even shower before.
Your move, Pedro.
I haved 0 sexy times and am a stinky boi le sad face
DO YOU EVEN WIPE YOUR ASS
at least once
^(per week)
Anyway, I have gachabrain training to attend to
Alright bro, hope you have a good weekend. Stay offa this stupid website as much as you can and enjoy your game :)
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You're the one ranting on something you don't know anything about, make up things, and behave hostile. Maybe you are the one who's mentally challenged 🤔 Either that, or you're full knowingly spreading misinformation on other groups of people.
I guess I hit a sensitive spot when attacking Gizmodo. You might be one of their few readers or working there, in some hate baiting media outlet which might not make it through the recession. 🤷♂️
“You’re too sensitive! Now never say anything about me again!!1!!1”
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