Submitted by dscChewbacca t3_1156elb in tifu
(M)e 38yo took my wife and kids for dinner to an awesome pizza joint. Ordered them an extra pizza to take home for leftovers over the weekend. I put the other half of my meatball sub in the box and went to pay the bill. Wife and kids went to the restroom. They came out of the restroom and walked up to me.
"Are we ready to go dad", my daughter asks?
"You bet" her dumbass dad says.
I then turn and walk out with my family, completely forgetting about the large delicious pizza with half a sub in the box, and leave it sitting on the table.
2 hours later:
Wife asks, "Did you put the pizza away, I don't see it in the fridge?"
As soon as the words leave her mouth, I knew instantly, TIFU!
Called the pizza place instantly, but nobody knew anything about a complete leftover pizza with a sub in the box.š
TL;DR: Idiot father leaves delicious whole pizza and half a sub on table when leaving.
-holdmyhand t1_j903b1p wrote
Just think the positive way, the whole pizza is a blessing to another person.