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SpiritTalker t1_j9yxdzj wrote
Are your parents not going to miss their bath towels though?
SpiritTalker t1_j90198q wrote
Reply to TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
We've done this many a-time with take-away boxes. It's easy to forget, especially with spousal and little-one distractions. I can't say we've ever left a large pizza box behind, but still...dont beat yourself up. Shit happens!
SpiritTalker t1_j6ab2e4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Don't do drugs, kids.
SpiritTalker t1_j6a8wgl wrote
Reply to Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza. by Junior-Ranger6861
Our local pizza shop sells a "doagie" which is pizza crust on the bottom (round, whole pie, baked), then layers on all hoagie ingredients (meat, cheese, lettuce, mayo, tomato, etc), then puts another pizza shell (already baked) on top. It's cut into triangles like a traditional pizza. So basically, a hoagie but with pizza crust, in the size & shape as a whole pizza. It's pretty cool.
SpiritTalker t1_j65u9wi wrote
Shake it off and waddle, my dude.
SpiritTalker t1_j1p5mpc wrote
Reply to TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
Glad you and your family are okay, OP! Never discount a woman's (and especially mamma's) intuition. 😉 But seriously, I am very glad you and yours are okay.
SpiritTalker t1_iybmnmb wrote
OP I think your mom intentionally took that prize home to enjoy. No worries!
SpiritTalker t1_ixm9hdu wrote
Reply to TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
B-dee B-dee B-dee that's all, folks! (said your bbb-ig dick)
SpiritTalker t1_ixbshbu wrote
Reply to TIFU By trying to save a kitten by Ahpla
It was a valiant effort! Hope you heal quickly.
SpiritTalker t1_it11leh wrote
Reply to TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo
Is that what you call the heat of the moment?
SpiritTalker t1_jdy20a5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
Insert Joey, "How YOU doing'?"