Welp, I never thought I would be making one of these. And also using one of my alt accounts.

So I'm 17M and in the throughs of puberty and horniness. Now while I'm not a total porn-sex addict, I do watch it from time to time and flop the bishop every now and then.

So around a month ago I decide that the good ole hand and DIY sex toys weren't going to cut it for me anymore. I wanted to up my game. I did some research and discover the world of sex toys ranging from cock rings, sounding rods, and fleshlights.

So I decide to purchase a few fleshlights, lube, and some accessories to boot. And when I mean a few I decided to go all out and buy $400 worth of them. I wanted to have a good stash that would last me a while.

Now, keep in mind that I'm a pretty tech savvy guy and I know a decent way around being private around the internet. I've built a computer and have usually been the one to help people out with tech-related issues.

I always made sure I would do my research on my phone using data on DuckDuckGo and since I don't have my own credit cards yet, I went to Target and bought Visa Gift-cards with cash. Through my research I heard that it was a good way hide the purchases.

So I order them and they come and for the first few weeks they are a good stress reliever. Solid and sneaky purchase I thought, and I thought I was smart around my religious parents.

So here is where the FU happens. After the great lengths I went to hiding the purchases, I simply left the toys in a crate in my closet that was exposed to my front door. So if my door to my bedroom was open you could see the crate with all the goods if you looked close enough.

Now, my parents never really respected my privacy in my opinion. They rarely knocked and if they ever needed something they would simply barge in.

They are also religious and have a deep faith in the Catholic Church and God. They have sent me to a catholic school all my life but to be honest I could care less about it. I've been thinking on how to tell my mom I want to eventually get married in a garden or something and not a Church and raise a atheist family but I don't think that conversation would go well.

So I guess today they decided to go in my room (unusual, but they've done it while I've been away without telling me before) and you guessed it, they found my stash.

So today when I came home from school my dad confronted me about it and told me how it was bad and a waste of money blah blah and how he thought he finally had one "normal" kid (he doesn't really like my sister because she has had depression for awhile now and doesn't understand her)

You can imagine how awkward that conversation was.

And my mom seems to have locked herself in her bedroom because the door is closed and my guess is she is praying to God. She has been religious all her life and is the one to tell me to go to Church every weekend. I know jacking off is looked down in the Church.

My dad told me that since tomorrow is Ash Wednesday I should use it to "repent my sins."

So yeah, now it's going to be awkward around my parents for awhile now. And all the horniness I had seems to have washed away and let this be a lesson for you and me to hide things better.

TL;DR: Bought sex toys and poorly hid them. Religious parents found my stash and now it's awkward.