Submitted by sugarintheboots t3_124xj47 in tifu
rde42 t1_je2gty9 wrote
I was in hospital for ten days due to an infection after a prostate biopsy (look it up).
On discharge day, the consultant came round with an attractive woman (a registrar I think) called Claudia.
All was fine but my blood pressure was high. He said "we won't worry about that, we make allowances for the Claudia effect".
boytoy421 t1_je4e8e4 wrote
First time I ever gave blood the red cross nurse lady was STUPID HOT. Like this gorgeous dark wavy hair, eyes you could get lost in, huge... "tracts of land" incredibly soft skin etc etc.
And I'm 18. So she goes to take my pulse and she's like right up on me and I'm doing the "think about math so you don't imagine ripping her scrubs off and just banging her silly right here on the folding table fuck it's not working holy shit she's hot" thing and she's like "your pulse is kinda high, are you ok?" And I'm 18 and being all "don't picture those full lips kissing you and doing other stuff. Oh fuck now that's all I can fucking think about" and croak out a "yeah?"
And fortunately her male coworker overhears and is like "hey let me try and take his pulse and immediately right back in the normal range.
That motherfucker knew
dantodd t1_je5j06h wrote
Of course he did, he was the one banging her
boytoy421 t1_je5j721 wrote
If so good for him
Marcudemus t1_je5khed wrote
Username checks out 😆
MEDICARE_FOR_ALL t1_je5glvb wrote
Lol nice
eljefino t1_je2tf09 wrote
Doctors regularly make allowances for "white coat fever."
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penderhippy t1_je585tf wrote
>I may have also told the anesthesiologist that he smelled nice. I am so embarrassed. Nurse anesthetist asked me if I wanted some medication to calm down prior to wheeling me into the OR and I was like, "yes, absolutely."
my people, both of you's.
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norejectfries t1_je2rn0j wrote
Claudia Effect sounds like a great band name.
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