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another_day_in t1_jdb6tg1 wrote
Start with a penis
mrbrint t1_jdbhvns wrote
Just go for it
horshack_test t1_jdb58kr wrote
Sure.
aussie_nub t1_jdb718d wrote
>we had another round of interrogation about my anal interests a few hours ago which led emily to indulge me with her secret side gig -- she's a professional dominatrix.
Ummmm... what? That's a pretty massive red flag to me.
The_Elocutionist t1_jdbn4x1 wrote
Not as bad as when I found out my girlfriend was secretly a Matador. Huge red flag.
fliguana t1_jdb4wc1 wrote
You missed out big time. Deadpool did it.
-scawr- t1_jdb6omz wrote
This is the most believable thing I've ever read. I'll have to type the rest because that first sentence was voice to text and I said wow you're an idiot. I can't believe how badly my phone messed that one up. I didn't believe your story at first but now I have first hand evidence of how bad that pesky voice to text can be.
DestoryDerEchte t1_jdbr69v wrote
Ohh uh....
aleksvnder t1_jdb4q1m wrote
At first you have to just breathe, then relax. Try a thumb first.