aleksvnder t1_jdb4q1m wrote 2 years ago

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At first you have to just breathe, then relax. Try a thumb first.

fliguana t1_jdb4wc1 wrote 2 years ago

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You missed out big time. Deadpool did it.

horshack_test t1_jdb58kr wrote 2 years ago

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Sure.

-scawr- t1_jdb6omz wrote 2 years ago

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This is the most believable thing I've ever read. I'll have to type the rest because that first sentence was voice to text and I said wow you're an idiot. I can't believe how badly my phone messed that one up. I didn't believe your story at first but now I have first hand evidence of how bad that pesky voice to text can be.

another_day_in t1_jdb6tg1 wrote 2 years ago

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Replying to aleksvnder (#2,312,758)

Start with a penis

aussie_nub t1_jdb718d wrote 2 years ago

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>we had another round of interrogation about my anal interests a few hours ago which led emily to indulge me with her secret side gig -- she's a professional dominatrix.

Ummmm... what? That's a pretty massive red flag to me.