This was my first thought as well, and I don't understand how / why it wasn't OP's.

Talk to the police and consult a lawyer.

"I have a folder on my computer where I store all of my assignments , and for some reason, I accidentally selected an NSFW document instead of my lab report. "

Which class was the furry porn an assignment for?

There are more than two options.

You both sound unbearable.

Sure.

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Wedding night BJ at least?

Hopefully she will see the fact that that was the first thing that popped into your head as the red flag that it is. If not that, then at least the fact that you chose to say it out loud repeatedly.

"originally film cameras used a reflector to bounce an image onto film"

This is not true. The mirror in SLR (single-lens reflex) cameras redirects the light coming through the lens to a viewfinder (by way of a prism), through which the user sees what the lens sees. When the shutter is pressed, the mirror flips up so the light travels from the lens directly to the focal plane (where the film or sensor is). Digital SLRs work the same way in this regard. Earlier film cameras were basically empty boxes with a lens on the front and the focal / film plane on the back. Some (commonly known as view cameras, which are still made today) had / have a ground glass panel on the back to act as a viewfinder, in front of which the film holder would be inserted and the film then exposed to the light coming through the lens.

I'd say "farther south than" those cities is a better way of wording it (which is why the article you link to words it that way). In the overall sense, Toronto is west of those cities.