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locomotivelimbs t1_irp52lt wrote

One in a million shot doc.

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InflamedLiver t1_irp4xml wrote

aren't plugs flared at the end to prevent just such an occurence?

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RetroReactiveRuckus t1_irp6oal wrote

Not enough if they're the cheap ones with a "flared" end that isn't even as big around as the widest part of the plug.

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PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irp51nu wrote

It had a flared end 😵‍💫 it had a large purple gem heart at the end

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Haminator5000 t1_irpaxuu wrote

Your a$$ is clearly too hungry for a flare that small, you need to size up.

Doc Johnson plugs are great the shape is really hard, basically impossible to suck up in there (if you know what I mean)

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Doge_4566 t1_irpfqb5 wrote

Never have I heard an ass being hungry

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Thanh42 t1_irpilvq wrote

Risky click of the day?

r/hungry_butts

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Evening-Difficulty17 t1_irpc2lg wrote

Yea, those pretty plugs with the gem at the end are not wide enough to not get stuck. I only know this because I read a really funny story about a girl with a gem plug who got hers stuck like yours. Thankfully it didn't require surgery though. I'm sorry you had a really bad outcome.

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gothicsin t1_irp6z5w wrote

Yes but if the flared base/shaft is too thick compared to the flared bottom your sphincter will just consume it . ie the stem need to be thin enough and base flared enough to drastically reduce that chance. It's not 100% considering how much the human anus can dilate.

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Unl0vableDarkness t1_irp5g3q wrote

Someone's not aware just how wide a butt hole can go when someone is relaxed and aroused enough.

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billhaigh t1_irp7t3v wrote

That why you should only use a real penis - he can always pull it out.

;-)

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PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irp7y58 wrote

Why were people telling me I should’ve tied a string on it?!

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NerdHerder77 t1_irp8nkb wrote

Quick and easy retrieval I guess? I'm surprised the doctor at the hospital didn't try the ol' butchers twine and lube trick. You must have the anus muscles of Superman himself to not have enough room for butchers twine.

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Vordeo t1_irphcx2 wrote

Well, yes, but if you show up at a chess tournament with a dude's dick up your ass the organizers will probably realize something is up.

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[deleted] t1_irp69h0 wrote

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PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irp6glb wrote

Which is why I didn’t talk like that 😂

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Eafeaturerequest t1_irpag16 wrote

Just so you're aware of what the above comment is probably making fun of..:

>I'm tryna you know have some fun.

>ayyye let’s go! Everything’s cool.

>stop playing

>yo this is not real life lmao.

>bruh.

>can’t get it out my rectum

>Lmfao traumatized.

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PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irpakjo wrote

Still confused lol

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Zupheal t1_irpc2x4 wrote

which is the problem.

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Blackpeel t1_irph1ua wrote

I'm gonna go ahead and edit the entire post so it looks like someone mature enough to use sex toys wrote it. Maybe then PersimmonWestern151 can see what you guys mean.

TIFU by getting a butt plug stuck. I woke up around 2AM and I thought "Okay, I’m trying to, you know, have some fun..." I woke [my boyfriend] up and was like "Alright! Let’s go!" Everything’s good so far. I go to switch positions and he says “Where did the plug go?”. I said “Stop playing, I know it’s on the bed”. He said “It’s really not”. I immediately started sweating. I put my finger in to check, and it was all the way in. I tried to push it, and it wasn't budging. So he drove me to the ER.

At the ER, I immediately went in and [the nurse] told me to "have a seat" so I said “I can’t, I have a plug stuck in me”. So they put me in a room, and the [doctor] comes in and tries to remove it, and has no luck. At this point it felt like it wasn't real. Then he says “You have to see the surgeon”. They come do X-rays, prep me for surgery, and next thing I know I’m getting wheeled up to the OR.

I’m in the waiting room, and they come ask me to sign for anesthesia and the surgery. They also tell me that if they can’t get it out of my rectum, they will have to cut my abdomen open and get it out that way.

So they gave me some meds to put me under. When I woke up, it was out.

TL;DR [they left this part blank for some reason]

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Zupheal t1_irph6os wrote

I think you replied to the wrong person

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RebarBaby t1_irpeyt5 wrote

I think it's just teen memes, like lolcats and leetspeak before, except less amusing...

Don't worry about the downvotes, this sub is probably 75% people under 20.

Edit: I forgot to reread OP's original grammar, so now I'm just sitting here looking dumb. Drunk me should probably stop posting so much.

At least it's amusing that I've been combatting the very thing that makes their post make my comment that much more irrelevant.

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PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irpf6cy wrote

Lol so what should I have said? “I’m trying to you know, have some fun. Hey let’s go! No way! No way this is real, LOL. Man. Hahaha crazy story”???

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Dapppyy t1_irpfgbu wrote

You're right, proper grammar is silly.

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laujac t1_irpfzta wrote

Bruh I dead ass have a plug in my ass on god fr I’m tryna get this out of me no cap I feel sus af and those are factuals, bruh 💀💀💀💀💀

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DisappointingHero t1_irp94if wrote

It really seems like hospitals should have a specialized tool for exactly this purpose. Make them cheap and disposable, even. It could just be a loop with a tie you can pull on to cinch it closed around the glitzy "free gift" plug, or the back wheels of the hot wheels car or the 0.50 cal bullet or whatever seemed like a good idea at the time.

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allbright1111 t1_irpfjgf wrote

Next time look for a butt plug with a ring shaped opening at the end. Those give either you, your partner or the doctor something to grab onto to help pull it back out if it ever gets stuck again.

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samoraishhh t1_irpieqi wrote

So it’s been an hour since the post and I don’t know if asking the op of their gender against the rule or not. These days it’s hard to say or even allowed to think…

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Radiodaize t1_irpfike wrote

Always attach a string with a coffee mug or television remote tied to the end so it won't get lost.

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RectangularAnus t1_irpjnas wrote

So you had surgery or it came out after they put you under? I use RIF and you can screenshot a deleted post before it disappears. So I read about your butt. Well wishes!

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VoodooDoII t1_irpksm2 wrote

These comments are very strange without context. What was the fuck up?

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_Driftwood_ t1_irpbprn wrote

Did they have to cute through your abdomen?

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luvearf t1_irpex2u wrote

Your bf probably has a dick, try that next time. Or a strap on.

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HomelessCatRealty t1_irpdnkt wrote

Do taxpayers pay for these fuck ups?

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HidaKureku t1_irpfsva wrote

I'd rather every dollar I pay in taxes go to this than subsidies and bailouts for massive corporations.

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ImpriestroV t1_irp8qf0 wrote

Play degenerate games, win degenerate prizes

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Arashi5 t1_irpenz6 wrote

ok nazi

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ImpriestroV t1_irpguzc wrote

I’m a nazi bc I don’t think people should stick things in their ass?

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Arashi5 t1_irpirbq wrote

you're a nazi because you used the word degenerate to describe a sex act that is strongly associated with gay men, yes

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iamwooshed t1_irw8cm7 wrote

That’s not what a Nazi is… seriously the word is losing its meaning and impact when people just use it as an insult towards those they disagree with. At one point, Nazi will have the same impact as idiot.

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Arashi5 t1_irwel97 wrote

  1. Nazis label things they don't believe should exist as degenerate, see "degenerate art".
  2. Nazis believe gay men shouldn't exist and sent them to concentration camps, performed experiments on them, and killed them as punishment for being in sexual relationships with men.

They called a gay sex act degenerate and implied OP deserved punishment for that degenerate act (in this case having to undergo a medical procedure they did not want to). There is a very clear connect here - Nazis viewed gay men as "degenerate" for their sexual behavior and punished them for it.

I'm far more concerned with applying Nazi too strictly, to the extent that we miss Nazi rhetoric around us, than applying it too loosely.

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iamwooshed t1_irwg6jp wrote

That doesn’t mean everyone who views gay sex as degenerate is a Nazi. Like how all Nazis are fascist, but not all fascists are Nazis. Being a Nazi also means supporting fascism, social darwinism and nationalism.

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