Submitted by flaskextinguisher t3_z45l6x in tifu
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixphyur wrote
Reply to comment by Small-Cheesecake2287 in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
A little, but I probably have only iced it for like 30 minutes since it happened. I just hope it looks better than it does now when I go into work tomorrow
Kewkky t1_ixpqqfe wrote
Sadly, that's not how injuries work.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpqvpw wrote
When do you think it'll start looking better? Do you think it'll be worse in the morning?
TheLaGrangianMethod t1_ixprcia wrote
Yup.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixprgbg wrote
Like just the swelling or the bruising too? I was hoping all the bruising would at least have the decency to stay contained to my eyelid, but I'm worried it'll spread below my eye. What do you think?
SLAVA_STRANA541 t1_ixps3xs wrote
It’s gonna get a tad worse before it gets better, just tell everyone at work you walked into a door as your new boyfriend sits in a dark corner slowly nodding his head
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpsdyp wrote
Haha, not in any relationship right now. I can't imagine having a black eye is going to help my chances either lol
tmccrn t1_ixrxr3q wrote
It will… here is a time lapse of a healing black eye
It won’t make you feel better, but it will hopefully spare you from nasty surprises
kuh-tea-uh t1_ixsgzv8 wrote
TheReinsofFullnight t1_ixqn8nk wrote
Dude that thing is going to go through the rainbow before it gets better.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixqnerv wrote
Well, I've already seen blue, red, and purple. When do you think I'll see orange, yellow, and green?
TheReinsofFullnight t1_ixqtd8h wrote
No I mean your eye will be green/blue/purple/gross yellow brown etc. if you’re seeing those colors you might need a doctor? Lol
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixqu5k1 wrote
Sorry, no I meant when do you think my eye is going to turn all those colors? lol
TheReinsofFullnight t1_ixrcbs6 wrote
Over the next few weeks lol.
Kewkky t1_ixprjid wrote
I had a face injury last year on November. It kept swelling and generally sucked for like 2-3 days, then stayed swelled for like almost 2 weeks, and finally started noticeably going down.
Maybe yours isn't as bad as mine, but it'll definitely still be very swollen tomorrow.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixprvil wrote
How bad did yours look compared to mine? And how long did it last for?
anonymois1111111 t1_ixqc9s3 wrote
I fell on my face waking my dog and it looked bad for a couple of weeks. Got really swollen. I bought an eye patch so I could go to work without people staring. Got to listen to lots of pirate jokes. Lol. Maybe you could try that?
tmccrn t1_ixrxivh wrote
About two weeks, you should be down to a nice sickly green color that can be covered with makeup
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