TIFU by touching myself

Submitted by anddianddro t3_z6g16x in tifu

I'm a trans guy with no lower surgery, testosterone keeps me pretty horny most of the time and I live alone so spend a lot of time absentmindedly touching myself.

I have a number of health issues including arthritis in my hands, recently I had my pain relief cream changed from Volterol - to capsaicin...

I'm sure you can join the dots...

I made a mental note when applying the cream to not touch my face and keep my hands above the belt, and I did so well for a good couple of hours!

And then of course, the fuckup - the worst part is that the sensation was initially very mild and I didn't realise what was happening and rubbed a bit harder cos it felt quite good - and then it REALLY didn't.

It's been 15 minutes and the burning is just not letting up, I have rinsed, repeated and now have a cool pack nestled between my legs.

TL/DR; spicy cream + delicate areas = long lasting ouchies

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EdlynTheConfessor t1_iy1731j wrote

Milk/cream/yogurt. You have to dissolve the oil to get it off.

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anddianddro OP t1_iy178sw wrote

Time to get messy!

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Send_Your_Noods_plz t1_iy19det wrote

@op use dish soap. It'll bind to the fats and wash off. Cream milk etc is more for helping your mouth because soap tastes awful

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NerdHerder77 t1_iy2gffm wrote

Lmao!! Getting "messy" got you here in the first place! But soap for sure, dairy for emergencies or oral use only. Repeat as often as necessary.

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anddianddro OP t1_iy2px2m wrote

Thank you! The soap did help, I managed to get to sleep so it must have worked well, I am burn free this morning!

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Redshift2k5 t1_iy1o0ok wrote

capsaicin is oil soluble, you want to wash with milk, olive oil, etc something oil based

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orio-s t1_iy1vvxm wrote

I’m sending you prayers man🙏 I’m not religious but I think you get my point. Anywho update??? I hope your doin ok

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anddianddro OP t1_iy2pzcz wrote

Doing much better now - delicate parts non burning this morning - I think I'm going to request to get the cream changed back again!

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Long-Sympathy3132 t1_iy3jx80 wrote

Oh my god!!! At least you'll never make that mistake again...😅

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anddianddro OP t1_iy3mr7r wrote

I'm definitely switching back because sadly I probably would make that mistake again 🤣

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Long-Sympathy3132 t1_iy3okrx wrote

Hahaha oh no😂. Hope you're okay, as a guy who has plenty of experience making chili and going to the bathroom with freshly cut scotch bonnet on my hand I can attest to it not being the greatest feeling ever. Also, awkward at Thanksgiving dinner.

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