I'm a trans guy with no lower surgery, testosterone keeps me pretty horny most of the time and I live alone so spend a lot of time absentmindedly touching myself.

I have a number of health issues including arthritis in my hands, recently I had my pain relief cream changed from Volterol - to capsaicin...

I'm sure you can join the dots...

I made a mental note when applying the cream to not touch my face and keep my hands above the belt, and I did so well for a good couple of hours!

And then of course, the fuckup - the worst part is that the sensation was initially very mild and I didn't realise what was happening and rubbed a bit harder cos it felt quite good - and then it REALLY didn't.

It's been 15 minutes and the burning is just not letting up, I have rinsed, repeated and now have a cool pack nestled between my legs.

TL/DR; spicy cream + delicate areas = long lasting ouchies

Comments

EdlynTheConfessor t1_iy1731j wrote on November 27, 2022 at 11:36 PM

#719,237

Milk/cream/yogurt. You have to dissolve the oil to get it off.

anddianddro OP t1_iy178sw wrote on November 27, 2022 at 11:37 PM

#719,263

Replying to EdlynTheConfessor (#719,237)

Time to get messy!

Send_Your_Noods_plz t1_iy19det wrote on November 27, 2022 at 11:52 PM

#719,547

Replying to anddianddro (#719,263)

@op use dish soap. It'll bind to the fats and wash off. Cream milk etc is more for helping your mouth because soap tastes awful

AcrobaticSource3 t1_iy1hqjv wrote on November 28, 2022 at 12:56 AM

#720,789

This post remind me of this song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

Redshift2k5 t1_iy1o0ok wrote on November 28, 2022 at 1:46 AM

#721,784

capsaicin is oil soluble, you want to wash with milk, olive oil, etc something oil based

orio-s t1_iy1vvxm wrote on November 28, 2022 at 2:48 AM

#722,948

I’m sending you prayers man🙏 I’m not religious but I think you get my point. Anywho update??? I hope your doin ok

NerdHerder77 t1_iy2gffm wrote on November 28, 2022 at 6:00 AM

#726,008

Replying to anddianddro (#719,263)

Lmao!! Getting "messy" got you here in the first place! But soap for sure, dairy for emergencies or oral use only. Repeat as often as necessary.

throwaway_nowgoaway t1_iy2p1ym wrote on November 28, 2022 at 7:50 AM

#727,219

anddianddro OP t1_iy2px2m wrote on November 28, 2022 at 8:02 AM

#727,348

Replying to NerdHerder77 (#726,008)

Thank you! The soap did help, I managed to get to sleep so it must have worked well, I am burn free this morning!

anddianddro OP t1_iy2pzcz wrote on November 28, 2022 at 8:03 AM

#727,357

Replying to orio-s (#722,948)

Doing much better now - delicate parts non burning this morning - I think I'm going to request to get the cream changed back again!

Long-Sympathy3132 t1_iy3jx80 wrote on November 28, 2022 at 2:11 PM

#731,848

Oh my god!!! At least you'll never make that mistake again...😅

[deleted] t1_iy3mcec wrote on November 28, 2022 at 2:30 PM

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anddianddro OP t1_iy3mo85 wrote on November 28, 2022 at 2:33 PM

#732,310

Replying to AcrobaticSource3 (#720,789)

Haha

anddianddro OP t1_iy3mr7r wrote on November 28, 2022 at 2:34 PM

#732,330

Replying to Long-Sympathy3132 (#731,848)

I'm definitely switching back because sadly I probably would make that mistake again 🤣

Long-Sympathy3132 t1_iy3okrx wrote on November 28, 2022 at 2:48 PM

#732,693

Replying to anddianddro (#732,330)

Hahaha oh no😂. Hope you're okay, as a guy who has plenty of experience making chili and going to the bathroom with freshly cut scotch bonnet on my hand I can attest to it not being the greatest feeling ever. Also, awkward at Thanksgiving dinner.