I hate it when that happens

>my child turn back around to grab ingredients for his second breakfast

Why 2 breakfasts?

Idk he’s 2 - we had chocolate waffles for breakfast and he ate it all. I’m storing the champagne he says he wants eggs. The first breakfast was unhealthy but I’m having a mimosa Lmao so why not have a luxurious morning. He wanted protein packed food I’m not going to argue. Sometimes he won’t eat breakfast at all so I’m just happy he’s eating.

Ahh. You said it as if it was an every day thing. So I was curious.

LPT: Avoid this by always finishing the whole bottle at once. HIC!

You can freeze it with some juice and a grown up slushy. Just keep raking a fork over it every hour or so to keep breaking up the ice.

Champagne cupcakes are delicious - I bake them for special occasions, and even use bubbly in the buttercream. Tons of recipes online!

Fair I did type it in an obscure way. Man I wish o had two breakfasts daily lmao. If I eat breakfast food for dinner does that count as 2 breakfasts??

Yumm!!

Ooo that does sound yummy! I’ll have to look into it because the bottle is just sitting on ice lol. Ooof yea definitely the way to go.

Stephen Colbert had a hilarious intrrview with Tom Hanks this week where Tom introduced him to the concept of Diet Cole and champagne. Colbert said it was wierdly delicious and might ultimately prove to be his downfall. Google Colbert Diet Cokagne

Make a batch, eat what you want, freeze the rest. Take out 1-2 at a time for a treat! Cupcakes thaw quickly so they make a great freezer item.

Second breakfast? Seems things are going well down at the shire, other than the whole champagne mishap. Give my regards to Gandalf whenever you see him next.

Buy yourself a champagne stopper. They clamp on to the rim of the bottle and are pretty strong. Also, find a place to store your champers "partially upright" (leaning a bit is OK) in the fridge.

The item I never knew I needed! Thanks

Beautiful! I’ll have to add them to my frozen cinnamon roll stash

…I think you missed the actual lesson here. It’s not to not store it sideways but to use a proper stopper.

My second recommendation is to try PEACH NECTAR instead of OJ. It's called a BELLINI, and it will rock your world! Lol!

Admin he's doing it sideways

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Ooofff will have to try pretty sure you’ve altered the quality of my life substantially haha! Thanks :))

This is fair. Before today I would have cheeped out and said but I have a stopped why waste money on a niche product… clearly the correct stopper would have been a valuable investment

Make some French 75s

Lol drink it

Campaign baking is nice, bottle best stored in fridge door upright standing position though

Will do but that sounds so odd haha

I would have passed out and woken up to my child doing who knows god what - back in the day that would have been the solution though

Storing it on its side is fine. Storing it with a normal wine stopper is not. You need one that is designed to hold the pressure in by gripping the ridges at the top of the bottle.

"And so you just finished off the bottle?"

"Well I had to. It's vodka, you know. It goes bad once it's opened."

"I think that's another one of mom's little fibs. You know, like, I'll sacrifice anything for my children."

i try to have at least one bottle of Cipriani Bellini in the fridge at all times. usually have 2–4 at a time. 🤣 and then i have Bellini Sundays. 😉

Bellini is superior to Mimosa, in my opinion, but i’m not picky. 🤣 the Cipriani brand (teal bottle) is my jam. if you live anywhere near a Wegmans, they have it in the dessert wine section.

bubbly/sparkling should be stored upright in the long term. storing on its side will turn it flat. i found this out first-hand. 🤦🏻‍♀️

What about third breakfast?

Which is exactly what Hanks family thought apparently and what Colbert thought.... it's just a funny story

Because OP is obviously a hobbit in the shire!

Honestly, glad you're okay, jokingly I've heard of worst things to get blasted in the face with.

I thought you were supposed to store champagne sideways because it’s bad to let the cork get dry?

That's why champagne bottles hold the cork in with wire when they're new

I learned this the hard way walking with it in a bag in nyc … cork went up , we laughed and kept it moving

I swear some kids around us thought we had a fun or something with the noise it made & stared.

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Uh, the fuck does "ratio lmao" even mean?

Username checks out. But also damn, ty for the great idea!

Invest in a champagne stopper. It clamps down on the ridge at the top. Works great.

I accidentally the whole bottle!

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Lol I am a master of finding ways to bake with items I need to use up. Currently baking apple pie cookie bars with apples that got too soft.