TIFUpdate 2.0 by sending my boss and coworkers multiple dick pics

Submitted by HelpMePlz52 t3_10k3feb in tifu

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/107ccyb/tifupdate_by_sending_my_boss_and_coworkers/

Final update for everyone that keeps messaging me to see how my disastrous life is going.

I’m the talk of the whole company at this stage and everyone has seen said pictures by now, every day I’m in the office I hear a remark from someone or other about it. Most in whispers behind my back, but some a brazen enough to say it to my face. I think I respect them a bit more for being upfront. Lots of you guys suggested that I collect all these instances and file a bullying complaint with HR, but I decided to let it pass as I wasn’t their favourite person as of late.

My boss has been watching my every move like a hawk, doubling my work load and expecting me to pick up all other slack from the whole team. I ran with her demands for a week but I eventually had enough and handed in my notice, I don’t get payed enough to deal with that work load. So she wins I give up, starting a new job on Monday. Smaller wage but with better benefits, like fully work from home. Hopefully the money I save commuting will off set the loss of income, but I think for my own mental health it’s worth it.

Also trying to cut down on my overly expensive online content model addiction, time to stop having big titty goth dommes control my life.

TL;DR

When the dust settled I was the joke of the office, boss was out to get me and trying to get me to quit with ridiculous work load. For my own mental well-being I gave in and admitted defect. Starting new job on Monday and hopefully put all this behind me.

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dasbootdasfoot t1_j5o5opf wrote

One positive though, you've gone down in history. All those people you worked with will be talking about you in 20 years time, remember that guy who sent everyone a picture of his dick? Lol

You will be remembered, for something lol 😅

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TheRafiki7 t1_j5o6bmr wrote

Why hand in your notice? If they didn't fire you for that you could at the very least just continue doing just your work. If they fire you for not doing other's work you have a reason to request unemployment.

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ellilaamamaalille t1_j5ofygd wrote

I am a man and I have a dick. It is my dick but it is a normal dick. It is not the biggest or smallest. It is not a dick to take a pic and sent to anybody.

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reevelainen t1_j5ohczj wrote

Wow, what a shit show over an accident. The world has truly gone tense, fragile and mad. I hope your example works as a "Let's not things escalate like they did with this guy"-type of example.

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nacari0 t1_j5ojh05 wrote

If anything this has made you either stronger or harder. Life is about growth and managing crisis.

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KrankySilverFox t1_j5orvo6 wrote

If you stop taking pictures of your dick you won’t have to worry about “accidentally” sending them out.

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Mr007McDiddles t1_j5p6ajo wrote

New job interview

"So, why'd you leave your last position?"

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OkVolume1 t1_j5po1oy wrote

Haha...

You were bragging so hard about how you played dumb to PR and were gonna make it through this.

Yet, it was too much for you.

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staffu22 t1_j5qmgsv wrote

Can't believe people believe this shit.

The rest of your posts have been dick pics and talking about how big you think your dick is and fanfic about girls not wanting to hook up with you because of how big it is, then you write this fanfic where you "accidentally" send pictures of your dong to your coworkers?

You're sad, dude.

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throwpoo t1_j5rayxf wrote

Now you gotta send a farewell email with more dick pics.

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Groovy_1 t1_j5rd9w1 wrote

Send them a full frontal on departure to really rub it in

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stevehammrr t1_j5rf1f1 wrote

Lol this isn’t real, you’re just some coomer who gets off to people looking at your dick. Your entire post history is just dick pics wtf lmao

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paleoderek t1_j5v617c wrote

Replying to dasbootdasfoot (#1,465,335)

I was thinking about this...well, not THIS...but this in a general sense the other day. I retired a couple of years ago, and was talking to former coworker about people we had worked with in the past. It was never "that guy that wrote the awesome C++ code" or "that amazing database administrator". We referred to damn near everyone in terms of something memorable they did that had absolutely nothing to do with work. There was the alcoholic guy. The guy that committed suicide by filling his pockets with rocks and going "ice fishing". The guy who tried sleeping with his boss's admin, the HR vice president, and his own admin.

The big takeaway: don't worry about working hard to impress people. Just try not to send accidental dick pics and you'll be fine.

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