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_Silly_Wizard_ t1_j8nfhtj wrote

Reply to comment by AgentElman in TIL that the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night" was the opening line to an actual novel published in 1830, but runs on for another 51 words: "It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which..." by dylancatlow

>The night was moist.

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Uglytool t1_j8nonkw wrote

The night was moister than an oyster, and just as willing to open her inviting shell.

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PopeImpiousthePi t1_j8o930p wrote

The night was sultry

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pdxb3 t1_j8otoob wrote

I'm getting the hell outta here. Too goddamn sultry in here.

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valeyard89 t1_j8sofvn wrote

Holy shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!

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Brewin4Fun t1_j8nw6y8 wrote

Do you say the night was humid? Or do you say the night was moist? That's writing.

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