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_Silly_Wizard_ t1_jegw5o3 wrote
Reply to After Urban Cowboy finished filming John Travolta proposed marriage to co-star Debra Winger, 1980 by eaglemaxie
That movie is goofy as hell
Edit: u/savedbytheblood72 is serious about Urban Cowboy!
That's hilarious.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_je9pw2c wrote
Reply to comment by NoTurkeyTWYJYFM in Reddit gave me r/Showerthoughts toilet paper by starsky1357
When it comes to toilets, America is the wild west. Sometimes you're perched over a porcelain grand canyon, sometimes your nut hairs will be tickling the surface of a shallow pond.
We desperately need universal toilet reform!
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_je7nqk0 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Safe_For_Work in My mom in the middle. 2 best friends at her side. They were a dangerous trio. Very Early 90s I believe by ThePrincessIsSaved
Black ladies undercover starting in the early 90s is an excellent sitcom idea.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_je7lc7o wrote
Reply to comment by sadetheruiner in Reddit gave me r/Showerthoughts toilet paper by starsky1357
It's when your doodoo piles up and breaks the surface of the water, of course.
Typically results in your standard iceberg formation of 10% above water, 90% below.
Don't want to scrape knuckles on the thing.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_je77yps wrote
Reply to comment by Dravuhm in Reddit gave me r/Showerthoughts toilet paper by starsky1357
Can confirm it works at 4 and at 40.
Furthermore, you must not be familiar with the style of defecation known as the iceberg.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_je6uodc wrote
Reply to comment by _Armin__Tamzarian_ in “Gonna get the band back together…” all four Baldwin brothers shirtless and flexing for the camera, possibly 1980s by eaglemaxie
Whathefaaaaaaaaah
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_jd2rp5b wrote
Reply to comment by BlainInBama in TIL A coal seam in Australia is believed to have been burning for 6,000 years, making it the oldest coal fire. The site's name is Mount Wingen but is commonly called Burning Mountain and the fire is traveling south 1m per year discoloring the ground as it goes. by jamescookenotthatone
However, as hot air rises, the burning ground in Australia is perfectly safe.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_jb1prz7 wrote
Reply to comment by wascilly_wabbit in Study reveals that although private automobiles continue to be the dominant travel mode in American cities, the share of car trips has slightly and steadily decreased since its peak in 2001. In contrast, the share of transit, non-motorized, and taxicab trips has steadily increased by giuliomagnifico
Aren't taxis powered by thoughts and prayers?
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_jaa7ga7 wrote
Reply to comment by ztreHdrahciR in They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. by -WontLoversRevoltNow
Hey, lay off. We're a dying breed.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_ja7v5u7 wrote
Reply to comment by nhbruh in Practically new vs used a few times vs 1 1/2 years old shoes by Marofer
Which is cool until you need them fixed, which my boot guy says is impossible.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_j9yoa88 wrote
I feel like that would be past Christina Ricci's bedtime.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_j8ufce7 wrote
Reply to “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
I can guarantee there's wheelchair access backstage.
What.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_j8nfhtj wrote
Reply to comment by AgentElman in TIL that the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night" was the opening line to an actual novel published in 1830, but runs on for another 51 words: "It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which..." by dylancatlow
>The night was moist.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_j3yl5ui wrote
I was reading 1453: the fall of Constantinople a few years back and as I recall, a large part of the reason Muslim invaders were able to field such problematically large armies was that the soldiers were expected to be self-sufficient, responsible for their own daily upkeep.
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_j1t0ve8 wrote
Reply to comment by Ninjas4cool in TIL in the movie Kate and Leopold (spoiler alert!) References to Kate being Stuart's great great grandmother had to be removed because critics were horrified by their incestuous relationship by mankls3
Do you ever get the feelin' you're only goin' with girls because you're spose to...
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_j1ox203 wrote
Your cat knew exactly what it was doing
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_j1m2pqm wrote
Reply to TIL Why Dog Paws Smell Like Fritos. Even the cleanest, healthiest pooch has trillions of bacteria and fungi living on their skin. That yeasty, corn chip smell is actually a normal byproduct of harmless bacteria, usually Proteus or Pseudomonas, both of which are naturally present in our environment. by Rossknight65
Maybe the question should be: why do fritos smell like dog feet
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_iz14v3t wrote
Reply to [OC] Sponsors of the FIFA World Cup 1982-2022 by 38384
Geez we haven't had an official cigarette of soccer for a while
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_iz0frmb wrote
What does it matter to ya
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_iycvcq7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Disassembling a planet? by InsaneRabbitDaddy
Stay in the shade, you'll be fine
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_iyadazo wrote
Reply to comment by PissTapeExpert in TIL that beans are banned in Spacecraft because they can produce "1-3 cups of flatus" in an environment where there are no windows by April_Spring_1982
Chili doesn't have beans, though.
Stew has beans.
People are confused on this, but NASA has a close enough relationship to Texas that they may have gotten it right.
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_Silly_Wizard_ t1_iy86qt1 wrote
Reply to TIL That M*A*S*H episode ''Lend A Hand'' (Season 8, Episode 20) starred not only the main character Alan Alda, but also his father Robert Alda and his brother Anthony Alda with the three of them sharing the screen at the same time. by greatminds1
Picture should just have all three labeled "Alda"
_Silly_Wizard_ t1_jegyfrw wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Questions over 'definition' of 'woman' in sex ed curriculum divide Florida school board by Top-Organization-124
and parents can always opt to homeschool or put their kids in a fancy private school.
Public school doesn't need to be the battleground for special interest parents.