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mr_cool098 t1_ja70b9n wrote
When a human dies, they SHART their pants.
doogle_126 t1_ja7r68g wrote
You owe me ten bucks, Kyle!
Doctor_Expendable t1_ja61f7a wrote
I swear half of the work on technology like this is just making the name into a good acronym.
sadrice t1_ja61sjy wrote
Or making a good acronym into a technology.
“So, for our next project, I want to make SHART.”
“What does it do?”
“Uh, something with weird poop noises. Maybe cancer? Cancer research always gets funding…”
Six months later
“Holy shit! It worked!”
patmax17 t1_ja6v3b0 wrote
> "Holy shit"
giggles
Over30curmudgeon t1_ja6jom8 wrote
Fun fact: When it’s purposely engineered to fit an existing word, it’s called a bacronym.
lord_ne t1_ja7zx8w wrote
The Cox-Zucker machine
almighty_smiley t1_ja8cdwm wrote
"Yes, this potentially life-saving device is called the SHART and what in the Hippocratic fuck are you gonna do about it?"
Lyraxiana t1_ja8shtu wrote
Knowing people who work for NASA, I can tell you this is an absolute fact.
semi-nerd61 t1_ja50z3k wrote
They missed a good chance to call it Fecal Acoustic Reproduction Testing, or FART.
AnotherLurkerino t1_ja56c0i wrote
I feel like S.H.A.R.T has more... substance to it
DistortoiseLP t1_ja5faed wrote
It's also truer to the dreadful speculation of the result of a cancer screening. It's either going to be okay or ruin your day.
CulturedClub t1_ja74goa wrote
Sharticles
l2a3s5 t1_jae60py wrote
😂😂😂
Dawnawaken92 t1_ja58kzc wrote
A bit of fecal matter.
desslox t1_ja5f5rc wrote
Fecal?
Dawnawaken92 t1_ja5gc15 wrote
I fixed it. Auto correct and commenting in the car.
Ludwigofthepotatoppl t1_ja61qy3 wrote
That acronym already exists, First Amendment Repression Tort took first place in the naming contest.
But instead they use SLAPP, which took runner-up.
karmagirl314 t1_ja6e2by wrote
I don’t know if I could trust that.
majorjoe23 t1_ja6o707 wrote
You’re usually fine trusting FART until 40 or so.
cool_slowbro t1_ja7yqa9 wrote
Do you not know what "shart" means?
semi-nerd61 t1_ja7zmoa wrote
Yess, but I prefer FART.
WhenTardigradesFly t1_ja68g24 wrote
jokes aside, the headline on this post vastly overstates the current state of the research.
ecafsub t1_ja7uywd wrote
In the US, one can shit in a bucket and send it in. The company is ColoGuard. It’s an alternative to colonoscopy but the drawback is a colonoscopy is every 10 years while the poop-bucket is annual.
WhenTardigradesFly t1_ja7wp6p wrote
cologuard uses a chemical analysis of the stool sample, unrelated to the acoustic testing this post refers to
Schmantikor t1_ja81sac wrote
Well what do you expect from people who come up with SHART?
PeachSnappleOhYeah t1_ja56303 wrote
the photo on the right looks too much like Uncle Rico's time machine
Joggingmusic t1_jacct5o wrote
It doesn’t work!
Boojibs t1_ja54cm3 wrote
Didn't the Beach Boys do an album called Poop Sounds?
creggieb t1_ja614q7 wrote
Maybe that inspired the bloodhound gang to do the track "Diarrhea runs in the family"
IPutThisUsernameHere t1_ja50mq2 wrote
Yeah, I listened to that episode of Sci Show Tangents recently, too!
eatmyclit420 t1_ja62t0q wrote
gang
my4coins t1_ja5dzp9 wrote
I swear I just saw a thread about car with the plate saying mrshart!
richardec t1_ja6qms2 wrote
BrokenEye3 t1_ja55xng wrote
Classy, science, real classy
Arrow_to_the_knee1 t1_ja5tnif wrote
Hats off to whoever got that name approved.
Sneewichen t1_ja7e5qo wrote
I can’t believe this shit 🙄
christinasasa t1_ja5rmsf wrote
That sounds like bullshit!
Whitworth t1_ja6eelk wrote
Now this is a TIL
Qurdlo t1_ja6l2og wrote
I hope they post some examples I wanna diagnose myself but my insurance doesn't cover SHART.
derektwerd t1_ja71t35 wrote
Nope, no way, not a chance. I am not falling for this one. This can’t be real. This is a wind up. Nope
Vitaminpk t1_ja81qck wrote
I thought this was to detect cholera.
TigreBSO t1_ja6ir3z wrote
We need more TIL like this. Good job OP.
yelahneb t1_ja72cui wrote
No
NerdyJerdy20 t1_ja7f2v6 wrote
I feel like they tried too hard with that acronym. It doesn’t really accurately describe the procedure (i.e., why is “synthetic” and “reproduction” in it?)
chockychockster OP t1_ja7md6v wrote
They're poop scientists - trying too hard is part of the discipline.
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PetePensieve t1_ja7i4pt wrote
Sandy Lyle : "Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now."
Reuben Feffer : "No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?"
Sandy Lyle : "Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted."
Reuben Feffer :"I don't know what that means."
Sandy Lyle : "I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go."
Reuben Feffer : "You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life."
Rest in peace, Philip-Seymour Hoffman.
jrrybock t1_ja7uqgn wrote
But, I thought if it was silent is when it was deadly.
NationalNecessary120 t1_ja97jhz wrote
😂
DistortoiseLP t1_ja5ev2j wrote
I don't wanna learn I'm gonna die in six months from SHART.