majorjoe23
majorjoe23 t1_jecv70k wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Also, keep in mind that the internet will be lying to you on Saturday. Prepare yourself now.
majorjoe23 t1_jebmk0p wrote
Reply to comment by Wheres-My-Cow in My mom in the early 70s by carping_dem_diems
His mom may be Black Panthers co-founder Huey Newton.
majorjoe23 t1_je5uay8 wrote
Reply to comment by Outi5 in Cheerleader playing cards in the back of a car. (1950s) by roomilyDeluge232
If anyone has an anaconda, we could confirm.
majorjoe23 t1_je5t7xi wrote
Reply to Who Likes Nick Cave? by MC-Onslow
Nick Cave along with The Mountain Goats make up about 75% of the music I listen to.
majorjoe23 t1_jdl9opl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in It'll keep you on the edge of your seat. by kinglucent
I live every week like it’s Shart Week!
majorjoe23 t1_jabcwek wrote
Reply to comment by Sometimesnotfunny in Rights to 'Crying Indian' ad to go to Native American group by Slavic_Dusa
Seems like crying "Indian" would have been more accurate.
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Reply to comment by Tahmas836 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Research by Dr. Pepper.
majorjoe23 t1_ja8xj98 wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
You want a robot uprising? Because this is how you get a robot uprising.
majorjoe23 t1_ja6o707 wrote
Reply to comment by karmagirl314 in TIL there is a machine for cancer diagnosis from your poop noises, called Synthetic Human Acoustic Reproduction Testing, or SHART by chockychockster
You’re usually fine trusting FART until 40 or so.
majorjoe23 t1_j9rw4yr wrote
Reply to comment by thatPOLTERSmyGEIST in Production on Season 3 of ‘Hacks,’ has been paused as Jean Smart is healing from a recent successful heart procedure. It is expected to resume on or around March 13 by wweyonce
Because you’re Jean Easily-Amused.
majorjoe23 t1_j21ldd3 wrote
Reply to Getting my Super Nintendo in the early 90s by Osprey31
That wind is going to stay broken!
majorjoe23 t1_j1r68l6 wrote
Reply to TIL the "Elf on the Shelf" a "Christmas Tradition," existed WELL BEFORE 2005, they were called "Knee Hugger Elves" by dorian-araneda
We used to have a few of these on our Christmas tree in the 80s. When Elf on the Shelf first got popular it was an odd sense of deja vu.
majorjoe23 t1_j1l6z3o wrote
Reply to TIL the song "Buffalo Gals" sung by the future Mr. and Mrs. Bailey in "It's a Wonderful Life" is about the prostitutes of Buffalo, New York. by baby_blue_eyes
When I was a kid I remember being perplexed by a Far Side comic with the text “The Elephant Man meets Buffalo Gal.”
In one of the books Gary Larson explained it was a reference to the song “Buffalo Gals.”
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Reply to When I was the 1990 Runner Up at the Yorktown Mall Bart Simpson Lookalike Contest by parasocialdude
“I don’t think Bart Simpson would wear a shirt with his own face on it.”
“He would at a costume contest!”
majorjoe23 t1_iy1ml7k wrote
Reply to My parents taking a selfie in 1988 by Urunghai
I think your dad might be my dad.
majorjoe23 t1_ixqoazy wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Was McMurphy mentally ill? One flew over the cuckoo’s nest by smadjaalon
But it wasn't the tightening of his screws that really set him off. It was her actions that lead to Billy's suicide that made him try to kill Nurse Ratchet.
majorjoe23 t1_ix7052q wrote
Reply to comment by 65022056 in Paul Newman 1960s by Ciara19
Try his fudge. It’s made just ‘round the corner.
majorjoe23 t1_iuk3voc wrote
There are a couple cool Nosferatu projects on Kickstarter right now, a trading card set and a rescoring of the film.
I won't link so I won't be accused of being a shill (I'm just a Nosferatu fan), but you can find them easily by searching the name of the movie.
majorjoe23 t1_iui3e8s wrote
Reply to comment by SideshowMelsHairbone in My mum in the mid 90s by Girlygirlkittenlove1
No, I think his mum is Baby Spice.
majorjoe23 t1_iuhti2m wrote
Nosferatflix and Chill.
majorjoe23 t1_iugmgun wrote
That sounds terrible.
majorjoe23 t1_iugmcc2 wrote
Reply to comment by Bes1208 in TIL Peter Weller, who played RoboCop, went on to get his Ph.D. in Italian Renaissance Art History and wrote his dissertation about Renaissance artist/philosopher Leon Battista Alberti by kamyizme
Remember the time her professor shot a guy in the dick?
majorjoe23 t1_jefom56 wrote
Reply to comment by UMPB in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Even more lying.