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tempus_periit t1_jcw73jj wrote
Oh, no. I can only imagine where they will eventually find them.
beglele9w1 t1_jcwa9ok wrote
ooks like we have another case of "alternative beetle facts.
ali3n33 t1_jcwdm55 wrote
As in never found in the wild? Can they be bred in captivity ? I googled and thought I found larvae pictures but the results are conflicting.
Tairo t1_jcwih55 wrote
Yeah, I found one. Actually I found a bunch but I'm not gonna share them. I'm going to eat them all.
A40 t1_jcwitoz wrote
Please, they prefer the term 'creative facts' ;-)
Magnum_Snub t1_jcwm1on wrote
Hakuna Matata
Soyoulikedonutseh t1_jcwsf21 wrote
This in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no larva, and that titan beetles just spring out of holes in the ground!
Art0fRuinN23 t1_jcwuww3 wrote
"Fun Facts" is what I call 'em. Facts are so boringly true. Sometimes it's fun to spice 'em up with some lies.
flaminate_strutching t1_jcwv6j4 wrote
“Boreholes thought to be created by titan beetle larvae seem to fit a grub over two inches wide and perhaps as much as one foot long.”
Holy crap!
RIPfreewill t1_jcwvp4u wrote
It will be in the last place we look.
JameisGOATston t1_jcww4gz wrote
It’s the beards!
wanttobuyreallife t1_jcwxf2m wrote
Which of course is ridiculous.
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Darqnyz t1_jcwxoyi wrote
Probably because it's an insect we already "classified" as something else, and we haven't done enough research to link them
NolanSyKinsley t1_jcx0iet wrote
I swear I have seen a timelapse of what was purported to be a titan beetle going through the stages.
Gecko99 OP t1_jcx0us4 wrote
Could it have been a Hercules beetle?
achtung94 t1_jcx68ns wrote
The 1989 Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam was played five times in a row at the funeral of director Stanley Kubrick.
Gecko99 OP t1_jcx7bwu wrote
There could be some group of native people who have been occasionally finding two-inch-wide grubs for thousands of years and think they got really lucky and they just cook it on a stick over a fire. Maybe no one has thought to ask the right person what the biggest grub they've found was.
Two species of extant coelacanth have been discovered at fish markets, one in 1938, the other in 1997.
Gecko99 OP t1_jcx7izz wrote
I was going to put that in the title but the automoderator wouldn't let me include speculation.
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jcxbwcy wrote
Inside OP pants..
DoppledBramble3725 t1_jcxdhyc wrote
Note to self, do not go to Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, the Guianas, and north-central Brazil
AUkion1000 t1_jcxffdh wrote
I was gonna respond with just Up my ass But too late pff
AUkion1000 t1_jcxfgqb wrote
Why not force a male snd female to produce eggs and go from there
MistakeNervous6107 t1_jcxfnq7 wrote
Sorry I got hungry and ate them
Chemistry18 t1_jcxkckk wrote
Sind Sie das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jager!
Bangersss t1_jcxnjc6 wrote
Nah I looked in there. No big wriggly things.
b_ootay_ful t1_jcxsbsg wrote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k61Bk63EvTM
Why Nobody Knows How Eels Reproduce.
kolossal t1_jcxwb09 wrote
I was thinking of this video when I read the title. Interesting to know.
Hello-There-GKenobi t1_jcxzfj8 wrote
You know those horseshoe crabs that scientists find really precious and would pay a lot to milk them?
Yeah, I walked past a village several years ago where there were a ton of them there were being sold to be cooked/eaten…. But nobody actually buys them to eat, too difficult to eat I hear, so they’re just left to die and rot. A by-product of fishing.
Skips3000 t1_jcy163q wrote
Horseshoe crabs aren’t usually killed in the process I thought? They drain what they can and release
Hello-There-GKenobi t1_jcy1ac1 wrote
Yeah. It’s more like my point is that the villagers just kill them off cause there’s no profit for them…
Amarthran t1_jcy59d5 wrote
And then it dies shortly after. Very few actually survive after being released
yesemel t1_jcy9g3f wrote
Someone decipher and fix this sentence on the wiki: “The size of the size sensory integration were larger complex eyes that have structured large optic and antennal lobes”
[deleted] t1_jcyc6zl wrote
That’s depressing as fuck.
I haven’t seen a wild horseshoe crab since I was a kid
npeggsy t1_jcyfapw wrote
We've been to the moon. We've been to the bottom of the Mariana Trench (well, James Cameron has). We've pretty much mapped almost the entire landmass of the earth with Google Maps. And yet we've never seen a grub that's a foot long, and there's a bunch of them out there. I love the earth.
GeorgeOlduvai t1_jcymbxn wrote
Thanks to carcinization, you might yet.
Pingaring t1_jcyww6p wrote
Conservatives: "Look what Jesus did!"
Kizmo2 t1_jcz1imq wrote
Unless we keep looking after we've found it.
thesneakywalrus t1_jcz52c5 wrote
It's very possible we've not had success breeding them in captivity.
There's a number of species that we've either struggled to, or outright haven't been able to breed.
Squids, for example, were previously thought to be impossible to breed in captivity because they are very difficult to keep alive and healthy in standard aquariums. Once we figured out that we needed HUGE tanks with opaque walls in order to keep them alive, we began to see success in breeding.
TraitorMacbeth t1_jcz6pgb wrote
EDIT: apparently they are folded, not cut up in this picture. Maybe I should read articles that I post.
Wellllllll……..
Based on that picture of how cut up they are……
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newmilwaukee t1_jcza5qj wrote
Don't we have these in captivity and can't we just watch and see ?
Keksmonster t1_jczb6us wrote
Apparently they aren't cut up, their back half is bent to their belly.
All available to read in the threat you posted but who checks anything on here anyways...
starmartyr t1_jcze6iw wrote
What is crazy to me is the Earth's mantle. It's only a few miles away, it makes up over 80% of the Earth's volume and nobody has ever seen it.
TraitorMacbeth t1_jczf0nv wrote
Welp, guilty. That image sure is crazy then. I sure hope that isn’t extremely painful and damaging I guess?
lo_fi_ho t1_jczkci8 wrote
Well prove it.
MostlyDeku t1_jczlnmq wrote
Sounds an awful lot like you spawn titan beetles in through creative mode
Keksmonster t1_jczr5xw wrote
I have no clue but if you look at the top picture the tail is a seperate segment of the body so I assume it's not an unnatural positition that damages the crab
OnlyKilgannon t1_jczu21c wrote
I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here.
NocentBystander t1_jczzb1h wrote
No one has found a larva of the titan beetle and survived you mean.
mintmouse t1_jd11cc4 wrote
It’s practically begging to be laid in a foot-long hotdog bun.
Conocoryphe t1_jd2lxo2 wrote
They belong to the family Prioninae, which are notoriously difficult to breed, as these insects require very specific conditions that are often hard to replicate in a terrarium.
It would probably have been done by now by hobbyist beetle keepers, if you could just buy them from an online store without any trouble. But they are illegal to buy or own in many countries. You could theoretically travel to the South American forests to find male and female beetles, but the female titan beetles are also really elusive and may take a lot of time and effort to find. Especially since we're rapidly destroying their habitat.
Conocoryphe t1_jd2mlix wrote
Being a biologist myself, Titanus giganteus is definitely on my bucket list of species that I'd love to see at least once in my life! (They also get bonus points for having one of the coolest Latin names out there, on par with Dynastes satanas, Attacus atlas and Varroa destructor).
These beetles belong to the family Prioninae, which are notoriously difficult to breed, as these insects require very specific conditions that are often hard to replicate in a terrarium. That's why they haven't been bred in captivity.
It would probably have been done by now by hobbyist beetle keepers, if you could just buy them from an online store without any trouble. But they are illegal to buy or own in many countries.
You could theoretically travel to the South American forests to find male and female beetles, but the female titan beetles are really elusive and may take a lot of time and effort to find, and not many people are willing to commit to such an expedition, because knowing what the larvae of these insects look like isn't exactly a scientific priority.
drfsrich t1_jd73ghs wrote
... But was the camel REALLY satisfied?
A40 t1_jcw6ofq wrote
That's because they spontaneously generate as adults from leaf mould. Like voles do.