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nrfx t1_j6lm7pv wrote

Reply to comment by TheReal_AlphaPatriot in TIL your computer keyboard is 20,589 times dirtier than a toilet seat. The average office keyboard has 3,543,000 colony-forming units (CFU) of bacteria per square inch while your average toilet seat only has 172 CFU per square inch by SappyGilmore

Other people's keyboards are one of the grossest things I can think of.

Everyone seen that picture of the communal Fleshlight at burning man yeah?

Same energy.

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hobbitdude13 t1_j6lo27f wrote

>communal fleshlight

That is an unholy combination of words.

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DanishWonder t1_j6mlk7l wrote

Yep. That link is staying blue.

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Slinkyfest2005 t1_j6n7np9 wrote

It's pretty tame. Pretty sure it was just an art install designed to dredge horror in the mind of folks as opposed to an actual public toy.

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[deleted] t1_j6mi8cq wrote

Well what's your nickname huh? No one gets to pick theirs you know

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Starkrall t1_j6o6137 wrote

I saw a gamertag the other night that puts all cursed phrases to shame: DaughterMilker

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LowLeftMarksman t1_j6lms14 wrote

Ex fucking scuse me? Communal fleshlight?

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Mr_Yuker t1_j6ltkfk wrote

Yes it's for the community... Don't try to take it home with you sir

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peepeedog t1_j6lounb wrote

How else are you going to get aids by jacking off?

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Xszit t1_j6lmsmn wrote

The dirtiest place in the office is the top of the hand sanitizer pump.

Nobody touches the sanitizer pump because they have clean hands and I've never seen anyone sanitize the pump after they do their hands.

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I_wont_argue t1_j6mdw8t wrote

Do you just pump the sanitizer on your one hand and not sanitize the hand you used to press the pump or what ? You literally sanitize your hand 5 seconds later so it does not matter what you touched just before that.

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[deleted] t1_j6mibcm wrote

You wanna use my bar of soap after I rim with it?

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fml_ianal t1_j6mtqx2 wrote

You press the sanitizer dispenser with your asshole?!

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Daftworks t1_j6lz0v0 wrote

That's why our office has those automatic dispensers

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Lecanoscopy t1_j6me8gw wrote

Ha ha I do. I work with kids. Sanitize all the things.

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ShameSpearofPain t1_j6lmdnl wrote

Using one of those compressed air canisters to clean out the keys of a shared keyboard is so disgusting.

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shibaninja t1_j6lp0df wrote

Thank you for reminding me of that.. aaaand I'm done redditing for the day..

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jcozzy27 t1_j6m5rzv wrote

Can just imagine the sign shop taking this order holy shit!

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