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RussianTrumpOff2Jail t1_j6nb4c4 wrote

Reply to comment by wanawanka in TIL your computer keyboard is 20,589 times dirtier than a toilet seat. The average office keyboard has 3,543,000 colony-forming units (CFU) of bacteria per square inch while your average toilet seat only has 172 CFU per square inch by SappyGilmore

>and don't...hold your mouth over the toilet bowl when you flush like ur collecting snowflakes

On the toilet rn, will try to remember this.

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Shuggaloaf t1_j6nmpq7 wrote

How'd it go?

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ArchaKun t1_j6noqvm wrote

He's dead, Jim.

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Shuggaloaf t1_j6nte9c wrote

He died as he lived, by boldly going where no man has gone before.

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Tru-Queer t1_j6npebu wrote

Well ya see he hit the bowl with such force his log bounced out of the toilet and he choked to death. Talk about a way to go.

Smooth move, Exlax.

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