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wanawanka t1_j6lvr3x wrote

Seriously. Same with the whole flushing the toilet is like setting off a poop bomb in your bathroom. But like, if these were ACTUAL problems wouldnt we all be dying of dysentery and the plague?

Just wash your hands before you fingerbang strangers' mouths, and don't...hold your mouth over the toilet bowl when you flush like ur collecting snowflakes and I think we're all gonna just keep living our lives.

Edit: I'm not a doctor. This is speculation. But I just think there are more dangerous sources of disease.

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RussianTrumpOff2Jail t1_j6nb4c4 wrote

>and don't...hold your mouth over the toilet bowl when you flush like ur collecting snowflakes

On the toilet rn, will try to remember this.

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Shuggaloaf t1_j6nmpq7 wrote

How'd it go?

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ArchaKun t1_j6noqvm wrote

He's dead, Jim.

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Shuggaloaf t1_j6nte9c wrote

He died as he lived, by boldly going where no man has gone before.

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Tru-Queer t1_j6npebu wrote

Well ya see he hit the bowl with such force his log bounced out of the toilet and he choked to death. Talk about a way to go.

Smooth move, Exlax.

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