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please kill this AI way too cringe been hanging around WSB too long
He went to local library
I like to imagine him browsing county appraisal districts and viewing properties one by one and building his own dataset.
Yes, I know that's not what he did
There are probably companies that will sell u this info
There are settings in port to see passthrough instruments, but they don't license to us Wendy's dumpster workers. Here's a walkthrough.
https://www.bloomberg.com/professional/blog/evaluate-portfolio-trades-efficiently-with-port-and-fiw/
Bruh I just finished watching that as well... it's a sign I gotta buy more puts
No, you’d probably have to call someone on the phone to get it, so obviously that’s out
Bloomberg most likely
“Cha-ching”
Yahoo finance. G
Bloomberg terminal drill right down to the addresses in each tranche
He probably got an analyst to do that for him
Unpaid intern.
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Don't worry yourself about what he did 15 years ago. Pay attention to his moves today, GEO.
BLOOMBERG TERMINAL. AND NO, YOU CANT AFFORD IT.
Looks like you have not seen it enough times
bloomberg.
There are agencies like SIFMA and others who comb through the MBS data and publish it to paying firms but he also was the head of a hedge fund with access to all MBS Bond market disclosures reporting data which included whether the loan was fixed or subprime adjustable and also whether there was a positive Loan to Value # (Number of days late).
The scene in the movie is actually really well depicted on how this unfolded cause from there he literally spent days going through thousands of individual MBS / CDO disclosure bonds hunting for those two correlating variables and afterwards came away convinced that the bonds were absolute shit because so many of the packaged contracts within were leveraged against subprime loans that were already starting to fail en masse and would soon start defaulting.
Some unpaid intern got the info for him.
Easiest way is to just pause the movie when his computer screen is shown and zoom in. Make sure you say “enhance” after every zoom click or else it’ll be all blurry.
Should be the only comment in this thread lol
Excuse me, it's called "paid in experience" I'll have you know.
He watched a Youtube that had a tumbnail of a 23 year old with pikachoo face and flames.
24k/year? I don't know man, I've seen portfolios of over 1m around here...
Where they get it from?
Asked his mum of course cause mums know everything there is to know!
You’re too young for lycos
No, it was accessible to much bigger hedge funds and they didn't do it
Lmao the insult. Poor people can't even have dignity
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Would have been Bloomberg, but considering the current FUBAR situation you may have more luck with Wikipedia
Coz the others didn’t think it was hedge-worthy
Michael was using FTX back then for its research arm, Alameda Research registered in the Bahamas as one does.
Clippy that’s why Microsoft had to get rid of him
24k over 1 m would still mean handing over 2.4% of total capital per year just to have more info
2.4% for more info is better than handing over 99.6% for less info tho.
Only if you know what to do with the said info.
....tendies?
The 1 mil portfolios prolly have it…he’s talking about brokies like you with negative 100k and notice of eviction for leveraging your house.
Can you make me a Blurry Bury Tshirt?
Oh. I miss clippy.
Whenever I had a bad day, clippy was always there for me.
Bury was the original MBF
AltaVista all the way!
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So then that would fall under “you probably can’t afford it” ,right?
That Is assuming you know what to do with said information. Fund managers have this info, yet the average fund manager underperforms SPY on a consistent decade long period, and those folks have been taught to actually understand business fundamentals and valuation. I’ve seen degens here gamble away 1m+ in SPY calls, to the point that I’m wondering how these folks were ever in the position to have such vast capital- and how unfair it is, knowing so many intelligent, well-intended and talented people who grew up poor and will require their entire lives to break out of it and put their genes into a better class within society just to give their future generations a chance at freedom.
But folks with much higher resources also missed it even the banks whom he made a bet against
What I mean is, it wasn’t available to the average dipshit on Reddit. Especially one who’s asking these types of questions. OP might as well just be asking “how me am making moneys? Give moneys pleeze” Like, it’s entirely IYKYK situation. And if you don’t, you don’t.
Average dipsit on reddit is betting on Pokemon. I think what Burry did was something amazing and we should not attribute it to time, resources or anything peripheral for that matter
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Exactly my point. What burry did specifically wasn’t what OP is doing.
OP can only jerk off to what Burry was doing, which in honesty is 90% of the community including me. My only point was that what Burry did was something phenomenal and to be cherised
I mean, don’t break your arm jerking the guy off. Yeah, he made some money but he did bet against the American economy and he’s kind of an asshole to boot.
I am ok as long as he made money on something which happened first time in history
“First time in history” - wut? He’s a hedge fund manager, not Jesus Christ. Saying anything he did should be “cherished” is just really fucking weird man. You’re giving off some real sycophant vibes.
You can think whatever you want. He betted against housing market at a time when everybody from CXO to cleaner was talking about housing boom, It's something I appreciate
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