Submitted by putridfries t3_10pnyf2 in wallstreetbets
Responsible-Dinner37 t1_j6linpk wrote
someone has puts lol
putridfries OP t1_j6lizbw wrote
Nah I only have like $300 bucks to spend and the 2025 $35 puts are still too expensive for my blood (currently at $2.58).
AcceptableEnd8715 t1_j6lk6l1 wrote
If u had bought a put this morning for end of week w your little 300$ youd have already turned it into 533. Nerd
HoneyBadgerr707 t1_j6ljyvl wrote
put you’re money where your mouth is if you think tesla is worth $35 yolo those $300
putridfries OP t1_j6lk722 wrote
And buy 1 put?!??!? Who the fuck buys 1 contract?!???
cesvilmal t1_j6lkmto wrote
Who da fuck only has $300 😂😂
putridfries OP t1_j6lkvae wrote
Your mom…after I paid her
chikken_hawk t1_j6llc9w wrote
So now you have nothing? Hope his mom was worth it
Zetice t1_j6lor9a wrote
cesvilmal t1_j6ll5gf wrote
Ok broke boi 😂
dlt92 t1_j6lq6z3 wrote
$300 seems expensive
007baldy t1_j6lksu0 wrote
Poors.
nukls8799 t1_j6lplc2 wrote
I am a poor and can confirm.
_PM_me_your_MOONs_ t1_j6ly3tv wrote
He's self admitted poor and refuses to believe it.
Probably typing these responses with greasy hands from his hungry man dinner.
007baldy t1_j6lyjxy wrote
No time to waste washing hands with creek water out of a wood bucket, he has to get to chopping wood for his only source of heat, a 1920s wood stove, but he says he does it because he enjoys the exercise.
y90210 t1_j6lkflj wrote
You are poor, so that explains the anger. I'm enjoying my Tesla, owned it 4 years this April. Next vehicle will also be a Tesla.
OtherwisePromiseMe t1_j6lkx5w wrote
Friend of mine spent $75k on one and I’m convinced the doors are made of plastic. Never have had the heart to tell him but I think it’s a gigantic POS. I’ll never understand the hype.
Garbadaargh t1_j6lpg3y wrote
But Elon is his co-pilot.™ Priceless.©®
opAnonxd t1_j6lprak wrote
safest car? longest ev range?(usually) the autopilot.
also for me tesla battery storage is cool. (solar roof cheaper then normal roof?idk if that tru still )
those are alot of things that are for tesla (some for being cheaper + better then competitors.... "better"
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(i have 55 shares of tesla.) bought at 110-140 range.
slay1224 t1_j6lsb79 wrote
Should of bought a Corolla and just invested what you saved.
_PM_me_your_MOONs_ t1_j6ly764 wrote
Thats what I did. I think corollas look better anyway.
opAnonxd t1_j6n1ytm wrote
i didnt buy a tesla lol i already have a paid off car.
plus investing that and making 3x 4x in 5-8 years... worth it for me
bradlees t1_j6ll9m2 wrote
A fool and his money are soon parted
stockboi81 t1_j6lpjvw wrote
I test drove one and aside from the acceleration, thought it was terrible. For a 100k+ car, the inside is an absolute joke
PineappleProstate t1_j6ltwed wrote
My thoughts exactly
Payorfixyourself t1_j6lrj3r wrote
If you owned it 4 years you could have bought an older used ice and put all the money you saved in the market and made a shit ton of money over the last four years……. Yeah I’m inversing this person. I will wait another 3 years to get an electric vehicle. By that point there will be so so so many on the market
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