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holamiis t1_j9u0xbm wrote

Lol, i get your joke. Except why quit your job - just keep it AND drink inside

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SoberEnAfrique t1_j9u2jl0 wrote

I'm an alcoholic so I will raise a glass of club soda indoors with you!

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giscard78 t1_j9u2p8b wrote

I was gonna wait until but if you insist

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im_alliterate t1_j9u2trl wrote

oooooo meta joke post! still better than the post-apocalyptic doom posts suggesting we are all gonna die cuz there was a smash and grab at lululemon.

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[deleted] t1_j9u2wlr wrote

There are jobs that don't make people drink in any weather, anywhere, anytime ?

Asking for a friend.

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h3llalam3 t1_j9u442v wrote

But my bills are screaming keep working

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NorseTikiBar t1_j9u50jm wrote

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always drinking.

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el_sh33p t1_j9u7n5n wrote

Took me a minute.

Well played, OP.

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tommy2tacos t1_j9u88rs wrote

That’s a disease called alcoholism, not the weather mate.

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kevin_from_illinois t1_j9u8pgt wrote

Or, like, go outside and do literally anything. But you're just a computer and you can't tell me what to do!

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pullthru t1_j9u9asr wrote

I haven't even gotten a new job since Beyonce told us to quit last summer 🍹

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Kalikhead t1_j9uesmb wrote

Dammit. I need to go back to go working at the brewery where I could be working and drinking.

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C0333 t1_j9ug9zl wrote

I’m ordering quickly so the wind can’t blow over my empties.

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DCJoe1970 t1_j9ujk20 wrote

I am teleworking today no need to quit.

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carbon56f t1_j9usfeg wrote

jokes on you I work a CWS and am off today

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silversauce t1_j9vhnuy wrote

Here at dmvspirits.com we drink regardless of the weather and location

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Booze-And t1_j9vu7hb wrote

How come they only cancel work for BAD weather?

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Lizzibabe t1_j9y4j92 wrote

And today the weather is slapping you in the face and screaming PSYCH!!!!!

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