Submitted by PjeterPannos t3_10pur19 in worldnews
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-Vikthor- t1_j6ntm8w wrote
That's the funny part, he hasn't even started yet. He will be inducted into the office on 9th of March.
ThrillSurgeon t1_j6nrjli wrote
This could get hairy though.
DJCPhyr t1_j6mdfhe wrote
I hereby formally invite xi jing ping to eat the largest bag of dicks in the universe.
DecentAirport6153 t1_j6mnlep wrote
I wonder how big the largest dick bag is
fuzzusmaximus t1_j6ms4nn wrote
420^69 miles square
redneck_comando t1_j6mzvqj wrote
That's a large bag
AstronautLow5470 t1_j6o0jm5 wrote
I think that’s significantly larger than the observable universe lmao
Lopsided-Painter5216 t1_j6o3807 wrote
Or lick the biggest honeypot he can find.
Infinite-Outcome-591 t1_j6ob72c wrote
Pooh
Sir_Bumcheeks t1_j6mqjme wrote
Fuming? The country is 80% fumes.
DeVulgariEloquentia t1_j6nasgx wrote
Sofiner t1_j6mebh8 wrote
Czechs were jealous of our president Caputova, now i am jealous of yours. Good job brothers!
random_nohbdy t1_j6nle4c wrote
Her appearance at Pavel’s victory event was such a pleasant surprise
When introducing her, Pavel could only say “President of Slovak—“ before the crowd went NUTS
RemcoProgrammer t1_j6odiqj wrote
That's so cute. Can't you two countries merge or something?
lvl100_richarizard t1_j6ohryp wrote
Ooh yeah! We can give it a cool name that combines the two together, something like Slovakoczechia!
pavelpotocek t1_j6oix2f wrote
No way. There needs to be a dash at least, Slovako-Czechia maybe
izit23 t1_j6opsho wrote
This debate reminds me my childhood.
nura2011 t1_j6mwrj8 wrote
At least they didn't blast him. That's an improvement.
random_nohbdy t1_j6nlq4w wrote
MFW no steel chair 😔
GogglesTheFox t1_j6oufa9 wrote
Wonder if the pop would be as loud as the Royal Rumble this past weekend...
goliathfasa t1_j6oygar wrote
And slam.
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qainin t1_j6mj5rs wrote
So he did something right?
Faandyyy t1_j6mr93p wrote
This is the new guy. The old one is in Serbia atm.
AstronautLow5470 t1_j6o0mox wrote
Extremely fitting too
StainerIncognito t1_j6msg6a wrote
Fumes eh? Well, at least we're getting some new verbs...
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hibaricloudz t1_j6n005s wrote
Did they SLAM the new Czech President???
Shaul_Ishtov t1_j6myy54 wrote
Czechs being chads as always
AstronautLow5470 t1_j6o0vlk wrote
My favorite is how China assumes anyone friendly towards Taiwan is a US puppet, as if the US is oppressing every free, democratic nation in the world to do their bidding
Glasscubething t1_j6oaf8o wrote
It’s almost as if western democracies share common values. What a shocker.
AstronautLow5470 t1_j6ochwm wrote
Yep! And that argument about when the anti-Westerns say that China builds developing nations hospitals and the West only gives them lectures is so weak. If China wanted to do that for free for the sake of reciprocity, then that’s great! But they’re debt-trapping these nations. They seized that port in Sri Lanka after they failed to pay the debts. China and the West need to work together on developing the rest of the undeveloped world, but their desire to outcompete with the West for influence in the region does not benefit them. China is in for a world of hurt over the next couple decades. They need to focus on their healthcare challenges coming up with an aging population.
autotldr t1_j6mdugd wrote
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 74%. (I'm a bot)
> Newly elected Czech president Petr Pavel's phone call with Taiwanese President Tsai Jing-wen on Monday has caused anger in Beijing as tensions between China and Taiwan simmer over Taipei's continued assertion of its autonomy on the global stage and an ongoing trade spat.
> The Czech daily Deník N reported that Czech diplomacy confirmed that the Chinese ministry had contacted the Czech embassy in Beijing and expressed concern.
> Over the last year, tensions between Taiwan and China have increased as Taiwan has increased its diplomatic presence and relationships with Western countries.
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BeerMagic t1_j6o2a4g wrote
Fuck China
SleepyDM t1_j6n93ay wrote
Alliance player spotted…
JustMyOpinionz t1_j6oe2dj wrote
How can you fume at a man that handsome?
008Zulu t1_j6ohjyh wrote
Xi asked the Magic Mirror who was the handsomest world leader, and didn't like the answer.
DeMalgamnated t1_j6mkz48 wrote
another stupid clickbait headline.
random_nohbdy t1_j6nloay wrote
Nah it’s accurate. CCP Twitter attack dog Chen Weihua already bellyached in the replies to one of Pavel’s tweets
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masken21 t1_j6mb0m7 wrote
Thats a good compliment, a great start for the presidency.