Thats a good compliment, a great start for the presidency.

I hereby formally invite xi jing ping to eat the largest bag of dicks in the universe.

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 74%. (I'm a bot)

> Newly elected Czech president Petr Pavel's phone call with Taiwanese President Tsai Jing-wen on Monday has caused anger in Beijing as tensions between China and Taiwan simmer over Taipei's continued assertion of its autonomy on the global stage and an ongoing trade spat.

> The Czech daily Deník N reported that Czech diplomacy confirmed that the Chinese ministry had contacted the Czech embassy in Beijing and expressed concern.

> Over the last year, tensions between Taiwan and China have increased as Taiwan has increased its diplomatic presence and relationships with Western countries.

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Czechs were jealous of our president Caputova, now i am jealous of yours. Good job brothers!

So he did something right?

another stupid clickbait headline.

I wonder how big the largest dick bag is

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Fuming? The country is 80% fumes.

This is the new guy. The old one is in Serbia atm.

420^69 miles square

Fumes eh? Well, at least we're getting some new verbs...

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At least they didn't blast him. That's an improvement.

Czechs being chads as always

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That's a large bag

Did they SLAM the new Czech President???

Alliance player spotted…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_brown_cloud

Her appearance at Pavel’s victory event was such a pleasant surprise

When introducing her, Pavel could only say “President of Slovak—“ before the crowd went NUTS

Nah it’s accurate. CCP Twitter attack dog Chen Weihua already bellyached in the replies to one of Pavel’s tweets

MFW no steel chair 😔

This could get hairy though.

That's the funny part, he hasn't even started yet. He will be inducted into the office on 9th of March.

I think that’s significantly larger than the observable universe lmao

Extremely fitting too

My favorite is how China assumes anyone friendly towards Taiwan is a US puppet, as if the US is oppressing every free, democratic nation in the world to do their bidding

Fuck China

Or lick the biggest honeypot he can find.

It’s almost as if western democracies share common values. What a shocker.

Pooh

Yep! And that argument about when the anti-Westerns say that China builds developing nations hospitals and the West only gives them lectures is so weak. If China wanted to do that for free for the sake of reciprocity, then that’s great! But they’re debt-trapping these nations. They seized that port in Sri Lanka after they failed to pay the debts. China and the West need to work together on developing the rest of the undeveloped world, but their desire to outcompete with the West for influence in the region does not benefit them. China is in for a world of hurt over the next couple decades. They need to focus on their healthcare challenges coming up with an aging population.

That's so cute. Can't you two countries merge or something?

How can you fume at a man that handsome?

Xi asked the Magic Mirror who was the handsomest world leader, and didn't like the answer.

Ooh yeah! We can give it a cool name that combines the two together, something like Slovakoczechia!

No way. There needs to be a dash at least, Slovako-Czechia maybe

This debate reminds me my childhood.

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Wonder if the pop would be as loud as the Royal Rumble this past weekend...

And slam.