Alexstarfire
Alexstarfire t1_jdw5ur9 wrote
Dis' gon' be good.
chair and popcorn meme
Alexstarfire t1_jdtolux wrote
Reply to A 4 door corvette by QuantityExpert4349
Ugliest sum'bitch I ever did see.
Alexstarfire t1_jdq2322 wrote
I didn't know you could find pre-fried fish in the wild.
Alexstarfire t1_jabmlqv wrote
Reply to This door to nowhere by Majorpain2006
It's clearly for when you need to take out the trash. If you get my drift.
Alexstarfire t1_jaaleke wrote
Reply to My son just turned 2 but tonight he gifted us this picture we titled "Deep Thought Toddler" by Just_Another_Frodo
Definitely getting more Mr Burns vibes from him.
Alexstarfire t1_jaal7z1 wrote
Reply to comment by stevep98 in Who pays for space debris removal? by DevilsRefugee
This person knows what's up.
Alexstarfire t1_jaakw7h wrote
Reply to comment by 34countries in Financing an engagement ring for 12 months, 0% interest - is it wise? by [deleted]
Never finance a fiance either.
Alexstarfire t1_ja94izr wrote
Reply to comment by teahxerik in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
What if I told you that's my alt account?
Alexstarfire t1_ja8svtq wrote
Just return it and have them give you the proper door.
Alexstarfire t1_ja8q56r wrote
Reply to comment by grey_carbon in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
Sure, why not.
Alexstarfire t1_ja88u1s wrote
Reply to comment by RikikiBousquet in TIL a year after the defeat of the Spanish Armada, the English sent their own Armada to Spain, leading to similar losses of ships and men, and an ignominious English defeat by malektewaus
Sounds like Marco Inaros.
Alexstarfire t1_j9rlcsu wrote
This is too interesting.
Alexstarfire t1_j94llgk wrote
Reply to comment by kmaork in TIL about lipograms: written work in which a particular letter is intentionally omitted. Ernest Wright wrote his 1939 novel Gadsby without the letter "e," and his book was 50,000 words long. by class-in-a-glass
Doesn't take much to not use that letter.
Alexstarfire t1_j90pair wrote
Reply to comment by Koda_20 in Man from small town wins against internet monopoly over terrible service in court. by sassy-hognose22
> But I figure what are the odds a huge company like that gets that wrong
They are the ones most likely to get it wrong.
Alexstarfire t1_j8shz21 wrote
Reply to comment by Maatix in TIL the phrase “you can’t handle the truth” was created/ improvised by Jack Nicholson. The movie's original screenplay boasted the line "You already have the truth," which Nicholson trimmed to "You can't handle the truth." by SixedSigma
Interesting. I always took "You can't handle the truth" to mean I'm deliberately not telling you the truth because you can't handle it. Sure, they've got all the evidence that points them to what the truth likely is, but it's not the same as being told the truth directly which confirm everything.
Alexstarfire t1_j7ushqv wrote
Reply to Just mixing people. by ooMEAToo
Is this what people mean when they say they are part of the grind?
Alexstarfire t1_j6dyamw wrote
Reply to comment by jimbolikescr in This Sashimi platter by PhillyPhresh
I'm pretty sure top left is tuna. I've never seen whale meat in person but going off the pictures online it's not the right texture. Might not even be dark enough either.
Alexstarfire t1_j6dgz5b wrote
You could, but I wouldn't. I'd never trust those POS bottles with anything, even water.
Alexstarfire t1_j69umsm wrote
Reply to comment by Teripid in [I ate] Breakfast Burrito by Nymer1a_S4nd
You leave my giant sized burritos alone. You never understand me.
Alexstarfire t1_j69uf9j wrote
Reply to [I ate] Breakfast Burrito by Nymer1a_S4nd
Is it a breakfast burrito simply because you ate it at breakfast time?
Alexstarfire t1_j5x8oz2 wrote
Reply to [Homemade] Chili Cheese Dogs by PM_ME_UR_BITTIES
Only 1 hot dog per bun. Just as god intended.
Alexstarfire t1_j4tlafp wrote
Reply to comment by Soofla in The Apple TV expects you to have an iPhone in order to accept new iCloud terms and conditions by diacewrb
Lip sync issues?
Alexstarfire t1_j4eyhqh wrote
Reply to comment by Randel1997 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
I'm probably not too far off. Sad part is I'm still the top performer in my group by a wide margin.
I actually think a lot of it is because others spend a lot of time trying to figure things out themselves instead of getting the information from someone who already knows it. The second I realize it's going to take me a long time to figure something out on my own I'm like "OK, who the hell can tell me how this works? I'm not wasting my time on this shit."
I'm a software developer.
Alexstarfire t1_j3obzy0 wrote
Reply to comment by PaulMaulMenthol in TIL that in 1947, U.S. House Minority Leader Sam Rayburn was gifted a 1947 Cadillac Fleetwood Series 62 from 142 Democratic congressmembers and 50 Republican congressmembers. Each congressmen donated $25 to circumvent Rayburns personal rule of not accepting gifts more than $25. by FranklinDRoosevelt32
> then take away the majority speakers car instead
Wrong conclusion. Pretty sure they'd give him a more expensive car instead.
Alexstarfire t1_jdz2anu wrote
Reply to comment by turboknight in Estimates suggest population growth rate to peak at 8.6 billion by madrid987
And just over 2 billion for Jimmy Carter, who is also still alive. Though maybe not for much longer.